Diego barcenas

A dirty fucking Mexican from the gutters of Monterrey, you can find him feigning for dab and freeloading in the slums of hunters crossing, he always smells like tacos el pastor and dresses like a early 2017 BDD with less fashion sense

Wow diego barcenas fucking sucks!

by Diegobarcenasucksass September 2, 2019

Diego

A amazing man that is like a teddy bear. Is really smart and is quite shy. Will understand even the weirdest of people. Normally is a introvert and will stay hidden from people.

that man is smart but shy must be a Diego

by Random dude on the internet 69 September 11, 2019

Diego

Small ass dick

People with the name diego has small dicks

by Siko_Auxtin October 1, 2019

dingolt

like a wanker but stupider

can be used to mess with people

Your such a fucking dingolt Jerry.
Ivan what does dingolt mean again.

by Jojo Refrence October 1, 2019

Diego

A useless human being who has nothing better in his life to do than this and just hope that someone will see this and laugh and keeps telling himself that he's loved. He cries himself to sleep every night and thinks about his friends that left him behind as his grades commit suicide. If your name is Diego, just know that your stupid and you suck but your probably really strong and people probably fear you. So go beat up that bully u got this

Hey Diego... Kill yourself you std kid
Hey you see that Diego kid? Go stab him

by diegosnewusername_on_insta October 1, 2019

Diego

The most caring, sensitive, macho, hilarious guy you will ever meet. A Diego is someone who knows how to show a girl a good time. His humor is pure gold... he can make you crack a smile and laugh, even on the saddest day of your life. He knows you so well it’s scary- he’s a pro at reading people. He’s short, with dark hair and chocolate brown eyes, and he is such a cute lil bean! Although he acts tough, he cries sometimes. The facade can’t hide his sensitivity forever. A Diego is usually a Mexican, and as explained to me, “Here’s how dick size works: Black guys are at the top, then it’s me, Mexicans, then it’s white people, and then it’s Asians.” 😂 Even though he’s super confusing and oddly annoying at times, you can’t help but being comfortable around him. He’s super sweet, but he wouldn’t admit to that. Did I mention he’s also, like, the most inappropriate guy around? Still, you can’t help but love him! He’s got a great personality and an even better heart! Don’t let go of a Diego if you know one, because they’re absolutely fucking amazing! Thanks for always being there for me bro, I know I’m a dork, but you’re the best! 😂🤪💙😁

Brooke: Damn, is Diego really always this funny?
Jayden: Hell yeah! He’s such a fucking god, he should be a comedian!

by Ninja_Turtle_Fangirl_RAPHAEL! November 14, 2019

Diego Martir

Diego Martir is a very kind person. He is short and tanish, has curly hair, is a pro at soccer and has so much love to give around. He is beyond caring and everything about him is attractive . His dimples can make anyone fall in love and that’s what makes him Diego. He is a ladies man and can steal ya girl. Diego works out a lot and has like a 600 pack. Idc if hes short I LOVE HIM. He issa great kisser and and good hugger. Diego is a social media star too and has birthday is December 24 2003. What town do u want him to tour at?

Girl 1: "Look Its the HOTTIE Diego Martir."
Girl 2: "OMG Diego Martir GONNA B MY SNACK TONIGHT."
Girl 3: "NAH Diego Martir GONNA B MY DINNER

TONIGHT."
Girl 4: "He gonna like my booty."

by Diego.lover November 14, 2019