Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary, somewhere ABSOLUTELY no one talks about sex! Everything's so kid friendly that they don't even accept you to do a word!

Me: Oh, WOW! I don't need to read a dictionary book, there's a website!

Also me: I would like to search some words I don't understand!
*searches philosophy*
Urban Dictionary: *a man's dick that you put in a minor girl's ass*
Me: WOAH- okay that was maybe just someone that made it. Let's do another one!

*searches audacity*

Urban Dictionary: *russian candy cane*
Me: kids. WJDNDJDDJNSNDIEHS

by iidonutiee February 11, 2021

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An online dictionary that has every word involved with sex.

Me: *looks up Charizard on Urban Dictionary*
Definition: Blah Blah Blah something about pussy and fire
Me: The fuc-

by SirBruhsAlot November 27, 2019

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A decent time waster at best, a cringey ground of bad comedy at worst.

Welcome to Urban Dictionary! Have fun dicking around with it for 10 minutes until you move on to other things to dick around with on the internet. ;)

by The Nintendo Fan 1889 November 08, 2016

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The website thats was trying to aim to be a free edit dictionary site but just instead became a place for virgins to talk about sexual content and sex and even more sex and OoH look what i've found a passage with no sex and no body parts involved hmm gigaparsec looks like an interesting passage oh nevermind "Haha, my penis is a gigaparsec long."

john: I'm going to use the urban dictionary for my report on Herbal Essence Damn Its gonna be an easy A+.
Sometime later
john: Huh thats strange im expelled for "sexual usage"

by koroteki69 January 08, 2022

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A website where people come to secretly look up internet words that they pretend to know around their friends. Also the site you are currently viewing, so, hello.

Guy: Hey dude. Did you see Tyler last night? He was totally starwanking
Other guy: Uh, yeah totally, dude *Looks it up on Urban Dictionary*

by TheGuyThatCaresAboutGrammar May 25, 2017

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