pulling a David

avoiding a task at all costs

“imma be pulling a David in maths today”

by waz uppppppp?!? November 7, 2019

David Loss

A name given to someone that as reached there peak.

Messi is a David loss

by MR LCS November 17, 2019

david kelley

definition of man whore

"you're acting like a david kelley rn"

by jewishnegrobitch December 31, 2019

Dammit David

An exasperated exclamation made towards an individual blaming said individual for phenomena that are beyond the limit of anyone's control.

Aw man, it's raining again. Dammit David!

by Chadouken June 9, 2019

david vielma

A man who looks to be dying of obesity. usually having three chins and steals other peoples stuff for the fun of it but always gives it back in the end. they always have something on them to make them to try and look cool, as for example beats headphones around their neck.

david vielma: *starts laughing*
guy 1: why do you have three chins
david vielma: shut up faggot

by aminomemecicle October 15, 2017

david correa

The greatest teacher ever because he is very understanding is a caring open minded encouraging person who tells you to never give up,no matter how hard life makes it for you,he will understand and make whatever he can easier for you.

David correa is great.

by Precious Warrior December 12, 2017

david baker

A total bitch who complains about not having enough money for video games, and his best friend is a husbando pillow of Kirito from SAO.

david baker: Where's my husbando pillow?

by wavyfleet March 3, 2017