david vielma

A man who looks to be dying of obesity. usually having three chins and steals other peoples stuff for the fun of it but always gives it back in the end. they always have something on them to make them to try and look cool, as for example beats headphones around their neck.

david vielma: *starts laughing*
guy 1: why do you have three chins
david vielma: shut up faggot

by aminomemecicle October 15, 2017

david kelley

definition of man whore

"you're acting like a david kelley rn"

by jewishnegrobitch December 31, 2019

david bergren

a salty person who says "who dis" too much

wow he's such a david bergren

by coolkat112801 February 2, 2017

David Flynn

A very sexy man that defines what a man should be, an amazing personality, great figure, sexy face and for a bonus, a monster cock. Any girl would be stupid to pass by the opportunity of talking to this man

I met a David Flynn on the weekend, he’s a great guy with a bulge the size of Mount Everest, what a man!

by A330 January 19, 2022

David Cobb

Going into a fit of rage over damage to articles of clothing or accessories.

You got paint on me! Your in trouble now! I’m gonna do a David Cobb right now.

by CarterHowdy(racia) March 6, 2022

david baker

A total bitch who complains about not having enough money for video games, and his best friend is a husbando pillow of Kirito from SAO.

david baker: Where's my husbando pillow?

by wavyfleet March 3, 2017

David is a nazi

Fun fact, David is a nazi

“Did you know David is a nazi”

by Mrix on sticks April 18, 2020