Johnny Dallas

A fuck boy type of motherfucker who

is from: a) Dallas, TX, b) anywhere in Texas north of Waco along the 1-35 corridor or c) any state west of Indiana and north of Pennsylvania and who leaves their home -either on vacation or permanently - to come down to South Texas and all they packed was their fuck-baggery.

1) This square-toed boot having, Johnny Dallas ass motherfucker is such a fuck head.

2) Wait he said that he puts fucking mustard on his what? A fucking “coney?” What a fucking Johnny Dallas.

3) If this Johnny Dallas lookin’ cocksucker says “Jersey” one more time then I’m going to Tony Soprano his ass myself.

by GnarcJohn January 26, 2021

sloppy Dallas

When someone gives another person a blowjob with a mouthful of tobacco dip.

Soup: Ay dooo you wanna give me a sloppy dallas?
TheDooo:sure, as long as you give me one after.
Soup:Sure thing there partner.

by Bespos October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

A blowjob while she's packing a fat lip

Oh brother my sister gave me a sloppy dallas last night, yee doggy

by A retarded white man October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

Where your sex partner gives or receives a BJ with a mouthful of dip

Dude: I just got a Sloppy Dallas from the inbred chick, my shaft looks like lawn clippings.

by Stballistic92 October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

A sloppy Dallas a sexual act done with a mouthful of dip while giving a blowjob.

McNasty: "Yeah man I love getting a sloppy dallas from my girl"

by Bröther900 October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

A blow job given by somebody with a mouth full of tobacco.

"She gave me a sloppy dallas last night. It looked like there were lawn clippings up my shaft."

by therevfoREVer October 16, 2020

Dallas

The prettiest girl ever,sweet,kind, is a bad bitch

Is that Dallas? Dam she cute!

by Autumn kozma October 16, 2019