dicks everywhere

What is to be said when there is nothing to say.

Tyler: Did you hear about that guy?
Taylor: DICKS EVERYWHERE!

by Doctorsteel.com June 27, 2008

My Dick

Is non-existent

I am female

My dick is non-existent because I am female

by Sigmaxxing May 8, 2020

son of a dick

A phrase used out of anger, usually in place of "son of a bitch." As it contains no curse words, it's okay to say in public.

Teacher: So don't forget class, your essays are due tomorrow.

Student: Son of a dick! I totally forgot about that.

Teacher: Excuse me! What did you say?

Student: It's okay, I didn't say son of a bitch, I said son of a dick. That's clean.

Teacher: Oh, I see. Never mind.

by smartdude777 September 7, 2009

Dick Appointment

A dick appointment is when you schedule to have sex with a guy but no feelings are involved.

Girl 1: You said you have plans tonight?
Girl 2: Yea, I have to go to my dick appointment
Girl 1: A what?

Girl 2: I'm going to have sex with a dude

Girl 1: Are you guys dating?
Girl 2: No...

by Dominaaaj July 14, 2018

share dicks

Hanging out with close friends.

Hey you want to share dicks tonight?

by Nameback September 12, 2010

Dick-shit

When your lost between calling someone a "dickhead" or "piece of shit" you blurt "dick-shit".

B1- your such a fake.
B2- yeah? Well your a dick-shit..

by Cherry-Ninjaa. July 21, 2014

Dick Cheney

A fat bastard who stayed alive just to fuck the world through his idiot adopted son, George W. Bush.

I am a dickhead. I am Dick Cheney the undead.

by Finney July 3, 2003