cuddlefuck

Someone who screws up cuddling by trying to push for sexual activity when all you want to do is cuddle.

You cuddlefuck! Get away from me!

by cazort August 27, 2003

Coddles

The act of playing COD and cuddling at the same time (:
It's cute okay.

My boyfriend was playing COD. But I wanted cuddles, so we decided to do have coddles.

by balloonkinghunter September 19, 2012

Chuddle

When a penis is really fat at one part and a needle dick at the other.

Wow that guy has such a chuddle.

by Ardy May 12, 2008

cuddly

used in exchange for c*nt when saying it to a loved one or when around kids

"oh, fran your such a cuddly!"

by cillers October 19, 2011

CuddleFucking

To be fucking in another room than other personnel as they think you are “cuddling”

Brian and Emmy were CuddleFucking while Emmy’s Mom was in the front room

by Destinyrider29 May 7, 2018

Cuddlympics

An ultimate marathon of cuddling, which can only be attended by true Cuddle Champs

You have to be a very lucky guy/girl to be invited back to the Cuddlympics every Saturday and Sunday morning.

by cougarcub September 24, 2009

Cuddly Andy

When you lather Andy Reid (Philadelphia Eagles coach) up with oils and get him all sweaty and naked after giving him many tacos from taco bell. Then take a funnel and stick the end of it into your own anus and allow Andy to shoot massive slops of diarrhea down into your anus.

Dude 1 "Did you hear what happened to Nick?"

Dude 2 "No what!?"

Dude 1 "A video of him was leaked, he was doing the Cuddly Andy."

Dude 2 "That's disturbing."

by sjpbus April 17, 2011