Covid Chunk

Covid Chunk (n): the weight you gained during quarantine from the bread you been baking to keep yourself sane.

Since I've started baking bread during quarantine, my jeans are much tighter. Must be COVID chunk.

by TOTALLY_NOT_A_JADED_PERSON September 25, 2020

Covided

Using a fake pandemic to get out of anything that you don't want to do.

"Bitch on Tinder just covided me."
"Trump successfully covided a tax scam by contracting, then defeating a fake virus."

by Fast Phily October 7, 2020

covid gangbang

Socializing with a large group of people without a care of catching covid.

"hey wanna come hangout with me and my friends"
"No I'm not trying to have a Covid Gangbang"

by Alltheusernamesaretakensadly December 5, 2020

Covid-19(19)

When the number of new coronavirus infected cases (local or/and imported) in a country or city is one short of a score.

On December 20, 2020, Singapore experienced a Covid-19(19) phenomenon, which prompted some punters to bet on the alleged lucky 4D number 1919.

by Covido December 20, 2020

COVID-3

When you rent out a 3 bed hotel room and have a threesome in three separate beds (because social distancing) where you can’t touch your partners but can touch yourself while you look at them.

Seán: “Man, I had the best COVID-3 last night!”

Bully: “No you didn’t, virgin.”

Seán: “I know :(

by NotSean123 August 3, 2020

Covidating

Form of planning a date during the COVID19 2020 Pandemic. Sexual encounters during covid times.

dad: how did you and mom meet?
dad: we were covidating back in the day!

by theultimateairbender May 25, 2020

Covid-👻

When diehard party-goers who superstitiously believe that the coronavirus is scared of ghosts are required by the authorities to wear a “frightening” mask to remind onlookers that the virus won’t take a break just because it is Halloween.

Unlike Muslim-majority countries that ban Halloween because it is against Islamic teachings, a number of Western nations are allowing the “infidel“ festival to proceed provided the organizers strictly enforce Covid-👻 rules.

by MathPlus October 30, 2020