conbip

the average guy. confusing and bipolar.

hes such a conbip!

by boboboboboboobbbbx14 November 27, 2010

Coffin Surfer

Internet user of the older generation. Coffin dodger who uses the internet.

Person #1: The old folks in the home have now a new lease of life since the home had Internet installed.

Person #2: Yes, now i guess they can call themselves fully fledged Coffin Surfers!

See also Silver Troll coffin surfer

by Governator77 August 28, 2012

condiment thief

the reason why McDonald's hides ketchup and mustard behind the counter

Too cheap to buy his own the condiment thief fills her purse or his pockets with tiny portions of condiments

by ranktude November 29, 2012

Coffinfuck

The most detructive fuck move ever created.Used to either put someone in a coffin or debase them after they are already in it;1000 times the payload of a conventional skull fuck, usually employed after you have been fucked down.

Slasher just put the coffinfuck on Hacksaw Jack!

by Jimmy Timebomb February 20, 2013

Condimental

When a diner overestimates the amount of condiment he requires, thus causing a large excess to be left on the plate after the meal has been consumed in its entirety.

Ben: Have you copped a load of that peng waitress?

Emile: Yeah. I was thinking of leaving my digits on this napkin for her.

Ben: Good luck. She wouldn't look twice at you given how condimental you've gone.

by Bemile February 26, 2013

conciduous

To concide.

To be conciduous of the pain. To concide where you are going

by gtog December 28, 2013

Coffin body

When you get so baked so can't move at all, you may have to lay on the floor.

Can you make me a cup of tea?
No I can't move, I have coffin body.

by monkeynuts94 April 6, 2015