clock thong

a thong for a clock.
person 1: "my clock looks a little boring"
person 2: "ill get you a clock thong!"
by WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO January 21, 2023
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French Alarm Clock

The Act of preforming oral sex on your partner, so as to wake them from sleeping
"the morning after we hooked up, Stacy gave me a French Alarm Clock."
by Alejandro Cabello September 06, 2021
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thot clock

The hypothetical clock that counts down the time you have to determine if a girl is a thot or not. Similar to a shot clock in basketball, the thot clock adds pressure on you to make a decision of whether this girl is dateable or not. In one respect, if you give a thot too much attention, she won’t leave you alone; therefore, the thot clock ran out and you’re stuck with her. Alternatively, if she is not a thot and you don’t act quick enough, she’ll leave you for another guy. Therefore, the thot clock ran out and you’re left without a girl.
Friend A: That girl so damn fine, but I think she’s a thot.

Friend B: You better make a move quick. Your thot clock is running out.
by holmesd March 08, 2019
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clock warrior

if theres a town clock in your town, no doubt you can catch them hanging under it at any given moment. They dont necissarily need to be smoking cigarettes, but they may ask you for one if you get too close.
Grovers be loitering by the clock tryna smoke a moke if you holdin, they clock warriors for life.
by The Feelgoods January 11, 2018
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clock-down

clock-down basically means 'hands down' or 'honestly'.

you normally use it when you need to say something like for real.
"how did the marathon go?"
"good but now I'm clock-down dead"
(meaning they ran the marathon and now they're really tired)
by chargingport August 06, 2023
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German Jizz Clock

The Art of getting a group of men, let them stand like a bukake. Have one volunteer walk around the group. And the group has to try and jizz on the person (or animal, whatever floats your boat) walking counter clock wise around the group.
Wow have you heard about the new Olympic game? No? What is it. It's called the German jizz clock.
by The Remaining One April 05, 2017
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