Chris Evans 

the daddiest of all the famous chrises.

chris evans is a daddy. periodt.

Chris Evans by gothgillian May 25, 2019

Chris Miller

A Chris Miller is when you drink one beer before leaving for work and another in the car on the way there. Made famous by arthouse legend Chris Miller.

I did a Chris Miller every day for two weeks straight after my last ex walked out

Chris Miller by spigotthebear October 24, 2019

Chris Evans 

Chris Evans is a beautiful American GOD, he is both sexy and adorable and loves dogs, his favourite pass times include, being in a constant photoshoot, and hanging out with his buddy (dog) Dodger
(He is also Captain America so that’s a plus)

WOW I WOULD BANG THE FRICK OUT OF CHRIS EVANS

I would let Chris Evans plow me down

I would climb Chris Evans like a tree

Daddy = Chris Evans

Chris Evans by Jasmineshae June 16, 2019

chris trepidation 

some bitch that harry styles can’t stop singing about 🤨 not only did he get fine line written about him but harry also wants to “spread him open” WTF??
see also: harry’s sneaky link

who the fuck is chris trepidation

chris trepidation by king alfonzo September 27, 2021

chris sturniolo 

- the hottest man alive

- the funniest man alive

- the best laugh ever

i love chris sturniolo.

chris sturniolo by i’m hot shit May 11, 2022

Chris Trepidation 

Harry Style's illicit affair that he just can't seem to shake. Mentioned in the title track of his sophomore album, Fine Line, Trepidation is infamously clingy, yet closed off.

Louis: who the f*ck is Chris Trepidation

Harry: is chris a person? a place? an emotion? we'll never know

Chris Trepidation by crotchcracker September 24, 2021

Chris Evans 

Chris Evans is one of the hottest actors ever he plays captain america like a boss
Chris Evans is so hot and cute all at the same time

he is the guy girls want to date and boys want to be

My sister is obsessed with Chris Evans

Chris Evans by short green giraffe April 18, 2019