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Chris Mandes

Local celebrityin the eastern PA area known for being rarted. He also eats the strings off sweatshirts like a weirdo and is garbage at basketball and baseball. He is so rarted he threw a baseball at the hoop at the game. All-in-all, he is just plain d u m b.
Joe: yo look at Chris

Chris Mandes: fjmeiswobfjfnds
Joe: wtf
by Subs762 March 6, 2020
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Chris Dobransky

If your name is Chris Dobransky, you most likely have a shitty haircut.
Chris Dobransky’s new haircut looks like horseshit.
by Joan The Barber June 17, 2020
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Chris McLean

why is Chris McLean so handsome!?!
by anonymous200020 July 26, 2022
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Chris Wilson

Chris Wilson is the leader of the Yourhighnessgaming Twitch stream and community, he is an absolute tank 6'4 ultrachad who has swarms of supermodels constantly at his door. He is a master of every form of Hand-To-Hand combat and a charming, handsome, charismatic, kind guy who everybody with a single braincell loves.
"Chris Wilson is so handsome!"
"I wish Chris Wilson would read me a bedtime story"
"Chris Wilson is the reason I'm happy!
by AlphaZeroSeven November 29, 2022
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Crazy Chris

Somebody that will fuck you up for running your mouth. A kid who gets back at anyone that ever fucked with him or disrespected him in life.

Don’t trust him if you have ever wronged him and he did not react because it’s a fact that he will get even for it no matter what. It could be a day, week, month, or 30 years later.

He is someone that strikes without warning and puts another notch on his belt.

Chris is crazy because stupid people do stupid shit. Be nice or beware of this person.
Crazy Chris bit a hole in somebody’s face and spit the skin in an ashtray. He got sick of outdated food being sold at the store because he knew people weren’t doing a good job so he brought back some moldy buns after filling the bag with dog shit. Crazy Chris is Legend
by TwiztedSnowman September 26, 2022
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Chris Rock

That guy that got bitch slapped at the Oscars by Will Smith
Will Smith: "KEEP MY WIFE's NAME OUT YO FUCKIN MOUTH"
Chris Rock: "It was a G.I. Jane joke..."
by Bree_luv March 31, 2022
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Chris Olivered

When you never wear a condom and you keep getting fat married women pregnant.
Daniel kept having sex with Rachel until she be got pregnant. She got Chris olivered
by Kskdhdbnss March 8, 2022
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