chimpject

1. being so high on life that those around you may actually think that you have been intraveniously injecting drugs into your system.
2. the tipsy feeling a sober individual gets in the presence of friends that may or may not actually be sober themselves.
3. feeling so shitty or fucked up that you think you must have let a chimp inject something in you earlier in the day.

Jay: Have you been drinking, are you high?
Kristin: No, Sarah just gets me chimpjected.

Those girls over there are either chimpjecting or on some seriously good drugs.

Tonight is going to be seriously crazy. I always chimpject when its girls night out.

by KBook September 7, 2007

chimalakapocko

A term used to define the action of rolling a blunt with your crew and then raiding the kitchen of a friend that was not part of the smoking session.

Hey you guys wanna go chimalakapocko at johnnies ?

by Robert James III March 22, 2008

Chimneyfish

Refering to someone who Smokes like a chimney and Drinks like a Fish.
originated in a John Prine song,
"she smokes like a chimney, and drinks like a fish"

She's a real Chimneyfish.

by nonpuritan November 26, 2009

chimpanzee ass

the act of eating spicy primarily Italian foods such as buffalo wings, lots of chicken parm or anything with pepperoni then taking a shit and upon exit the tasty medditeranian spices flood your asshole causing a sharp burning sensation which causes the victim to walk around with spread legs and a slightly gaped butthole to avoid painful friction

Louie: hey Mr. Formaggioni i just ate a 16 inch cold cut grinder with exra pepperoni from milano's do you think ill get chimpanzee ass

Mr. Formaggioni: ooo lou you shouldn't have done that your ass is gonna be burning like a rich lazy jew

by loudog413 December 2, 2010

Chimaera

a greek monster that contains a lion head, a goat body, and a serpent tail. any questions?

Guy: Ugg i got to do a report on greek mythology
Me: i got this, a Chimaera is a monster in Greek and stuff, its got like a lion head, or sometimes it has two with one as a goats head and the other a lion head.
Guy: k, thats good to know can you stretch that to fit a page?or give me, like, 4 other creatures?
Me: I got a "D" on that quiz dude, your out of luck,
Guy: Damn it

by MooImAFreakinCow August 15, 2012

Chimp

Chimp: someone who is annoying and always runs their mouth;could also mean fat guid

Stop being a chimp, you're so annoying.

by GCast July 8, 2014

chimptastick

When a chimp gets shot in the face and the tribe rapes it in the gun shot hole then eats the raw animal

Hay bob we are going to have a chimptastick night

by Chimptastick July 28, 2014