dick cheese

bacterial growth under an uncircumsised penis which isn't cleaned regularly, it looks like little pieces of cottage cheese under the foreskin, and it stinks.

also known as smegma

wtf is that white sht on your mushroom?...ummm dick cheese

by bigfatfrickinfarmer August 15, 2006

cheese nail

One fingernail left to grow longer than the other nine, used solely to scrape melted cheese off of food wrappers.

Andrew: "Eating before smoking: your logic is moderately flawed at best."
Trevor: "I'm just eating the cheese off the wrapper... I keep one fingernail just for this."
Justin: "The ol' cheese nail, huh."

by The Maksic November 13, 2006

cheese plate

aka the C-P, consists of cheese, pepperoni, crackers and often mustard, god's gift to earth

went out last night and got the god's gift to earth, the cheese plate

by Sennix March 28, 2007

Cheese Weapon

A made up Boss from the game Final Fantasy 7 that had a lot of people looking online to see if it was real

I saw how to fight Cheese Weapon online but I just wasted 2 months of my life as it doesnt even exist in the game..=(

by JIbbarousseau May 2, 2009

Cheese Mode

Used when Beast mode is just is not enough. Could result in complete and utter destruction and if used while playing a game, victory will be certain. Can be used when eating cheese the ultimate source of this power and of course the most powerful food known to mankind and even aliens. *Warning* Use at your own risk.

Created by Chuck Norris as a present for humans to witness his true power, cheese.

Guy 1: "Man, I cant get any kills on this new Call of Duty I have.

Guy 2: Maybe if you use your Cheese Mode.

Guy 1: Yea, good idea *eats cheese and plays game*

Guy 2: Well how did it go?

Guy 1: Well lets find out *checks world leader-boards* it looks like I am first! In all categories and i have so many kills now that the full number doesn't fit on the leader-board at all.

Guy 2: Told you it will work! ;)

by "Will you use your cheese mode May 3, 2014

Cheese on Toast

An absolute delicacy in the queen fandom

Imma go eat some cheese on toast in honor of disco deaky .

by brianjune November 9, 2019

chili-cheese hot snakes

Redish-orange fiery poo that comes out like a long thin french fry. It burns your butt with a hot sensation and smells like it looks, SUPER hot and stinky. It often curls as it hits the bottom of the toilet.

Krista these "chili-cheese hot snakes" are burning my buns! What did you put in that sausage you cooked?!

by poonanni December 3, 2013