Panhandle Cap, originally a fictional character, is now a euphemism for a person who represents any conglomeration of rural American and Western cowboy stereotypes, typically infused with one or more of the following characteristics: 1) a distrust of modern technology, social norms and politics; 2) a tendency to mask hostilities towards certain classes with alcoholism; 3) an inability to differentiate between adults and young children in everyday conversation.
My neighbor is sort of a Panhandle Cap because he tried to give my 8-year old son a whiskey sour in exchange for playing with his toy rattlesnake.
by Dr Fulgap II January 29, 2007
by jai&joe February 23, 2016
A person, usually a nerdy white boy with the most sheltered life who thinks he is more hood than he actually is. They are particularly frequent cappers and will say anything to make themselves sound cooler around their friends.
Joe: "Hey man want to grab a beer after work tomorrow?"
Capping-Colby: "beeeeeeeet, but first I gotta swing by Arby's and get licked by the cutie in the drivethru. Then I'ma hit the liquor store for a fifth of the henny and tote my piece on my way to the bar."
Joe: "Bro you work at Publix and have an 8 o'clock curfew..."
Capping-Colby: "beeeeeeeet, but first I gotta swing by Arby's and get licked by the cutie in the drivethru. Then I'ma hit the liquor store for a fifth of the henny and tote my piece on my way to the bar."
Joe: "Bro you work at Publix and have an 8 o'clock curfew..."
by gkns April 17, 2020
by ThisNameBetterNotBeTaken April 12, 2012
Reffers to a female (or male) who continually texts/calls a member of the opposite (or same) sex whom they wish to fornicate with obsessively, because their cell-phone allows them a large number of free calls or text messages. The messages are usually just of a flirtacious nature.
by ygreen November 08, 2005
slamming a chick from behind,and clocking her in the back of the head with brass knuckles right after you blow.
jennny didnt know she wouldnt remember any of this tomorrow. she didnt know tommy was going to skull cap her, and knock her sorry ass out.
by chris April 14, 2005
There are several different brands of night caps to choose from. PANTHER and KOBALT are two different brands I can think of off the top of my head.
by Marten Fisher November 26, 2006