Cousined

The act of categorizing someone as a distinct family although they are not.

"Guys you are practically family to me, I wish we could be Cousined together."
"You are part of the family now, you have been Cousined."

by Gary Nineteen 88 August 31, 2018

Cousin

A person who is odd, not really here and seems off in everything they do. Also seems clueless to our world.

“She’s such a cousin by how she started singing this girl is on fire and said it was by Adele.”

by Dopeassoap September 27, 2018

ur cousin be fussin

The worst insult of all time.

Bob: You're mom gay
Steve: Your dad lesbian
Bob: Your granny tranny
Steve: Your grandpap a trap
Bob: Your brother a mother
Steve: Your niece obese
Bob: Your family tree LGBT
Steve: Don't make me do it.
Bob: Do it!
Steve: Your cousin be fussin
(Bob then explodes, barely leaving Steve alive)

by XxDiamondDavidxX May 29, 2018

Indiana cousins

Idk what this really means, but it was the title of a romance novel at the gift shop of an Amish buffet and just assumed it's incestuous

Dude! Abner banged Priscilla!? They are totally Indiana Cousins!

by Nigul Toughjob August 9, 2022

Cousin bopper

Cousin bopper can be used to refer to others. Just means another reference of boul. Some people say yo cousin I say yo cousin bopper.

Yo cousin bopper. Wtf did you just say cousin bopper imma slap tf outta you bro you catta.

by eatmydikandballs August 10, 2022

Crazy cousins

an amazing upcoming band

Crazy cousins is the best

by Itsheraloura August 14, 2022

California cousin spit roast

This is when you go to California to visit your friends who you have known forever so you call each other "family", hence the cousin thing, when they actually are not related to you in any way so it’s NOT incest *don’t freak out* …so one thing leads to another and before you know it your gettin fuckin rammed deep by your "cousin" while sucking his homies dick. You’re welcome

I had such a good vacation, we had a California cousin spit roast

by Calicousin November 22, 2022