Claudiaism

Words or sentences that are particular to Claudia who is the author of To Have And To Hold Hostage and Ladies, Don't Quit Yet!

If I hear one more Claudiaism, I won't be able to stop laughing!

by Claudia Broome June 20, 2008

Claudia

a kick ass girl who loves going to concerts and can grind like a wild animal! Guys drool over her fine ass and wish they could have her!

Wow! She sure is a claudia!

by reject56 June 28, 2009

Cloudia

Confused and distracted girl who always is a blast to hang with. She probably has the best jokes up her sleeve and can make you laugh at anything. She hates yoghurt with clumps and mostly eats zoo biscuits with sprite or coke.

"Why are you wet?" "Oh, Cloudia just made me pee my pants again by laughing like a whale"

by MyNameIsJeffPung July 25, 2015

Claudette's Law

Dbd Things's quote in the Clown's Room Of Death

Claudette's Law states that anything stupid that can be done, will be done

"I like Claudette's Rule because I adhere to it closely"

by Claudette with Self Care February 21, 2022

claudio

Name of the coolest, hottest, tightest guy I know.

Jicila luvs one of her best friends. His name is CLAUDIO.

by Jicila July 26, 2003

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs

A very funny movie based on the 20 page children's book, even though it's nothing like it. Flint is a very... strange... guy around 17 I'm guessing who is thoroughly hated. He lives on a very small island hidden under the A in Atlantic Ocean on the map. He has all kinds of weirdo inventions that just cause destruction. He has a monkey named Steve who has a Monkey Thought Translator so we know what he's thinking. One day Flint invents a machine,FLDSMDFR, that turns water into food, which is a good thing because all his town has to eat are sardines. Accidentally, the FLDSMDFR ends up in the sky where it sucks up the rain from the clouds and turns it into food. Everything was great until the mayor became obsessed (and really super fat) and kept ordering too much food from the FLDSMDFR. The food got bigger and bigger. It became a big threat to the island. Flint, Sam, Brent, and Manny stop the machine and everything is OK. To stop the FLDSMDFR, Flint had to stay behind to spray the opening with Spray-On Shoes, and it explodes. Flint is carried down by the Ratbirds in a very cliche way, with half his hair burnt off.

Flint's inventions:
Ratbirds (eat citizens)
Flying Car (it had no wings)
Hair Unbalder(grows hair everywhere)
Remote Controlled T.V. (walks and destroys things)
Spray-On Shoes (don't come off)

Funny quotes from Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs:
Earl Devereaux: You see this contact lens?
Flint Lockwood: Yeah?
Earl Devereaux: This contact lens represents you! And my eye represents my eye!
Puts on contact lens
Earl Devereaux: I've got my *eye* on you!

Flint Lockwood: after realizing Spray-On Shoes don't come off I wanted to run away, but you can't run away from your own feet.

Sam Sparks: Can you keep a secret?
Flint Lockwood: No.
awkward pause
Flint Lockwood: But this time, sure. Yeah.
Sam Sparks: sighs Ok. It was a really long time ago but... I, too. was... a *nerd!*
Flint Lockwood: blankly Too?

by invader Jenna September 3, 2010

claudio

name for someone who provides an endless supply of quotable quotes that have a humor value independant of the speaker's level of inebriation

" it has four engines... i mean seats " ~claudio

by kozak October 19, 2003