Rodney Alarm Clock

To awake a person while they are sleeping by inserting
your dick in their mouth.

Sharon fell asleep on my couch and would get up
so i gave her the Rodney Alarm Clock to wake her up

by rossman120 April 22, 2008

Clodagh

A name given to a top notch bird. Good looking, kind, funny, hyper, and always up for the crack. She will probably out do you all when partying and never want to stop, or go home.

There's Clodagh, this is gonna be a GREAT night

by awesomeness2000 November 28, 2010

Clowngina

A woman who simply cannot say "No" to having kids. Particularly, the type of woman who will punch out kid after kid after kid because "God" and/or her husband think it's a nifty-keen idea. A combination of the words clown and vagina.

Michelle Duggar is such a clowngina, she's given birth to her own coed football team.

by Synthaetica September 16, 2009

closet hater

The act of hating on somebody when they're not around, usually occurring when a group of people share a common feeling, arising like a mob mentality.

Person 1: Did you see the shoes Jesse was wearing today? They were ugly as hell
Person 2: Yeah bro, he must have been drunk when he bought them.
Person 3: Why are you guys being such closet haters?

by t3hunkn0wn January 17, 2011

Cloke

Worse than a person whom we consider a joke. He's low-key, sketch, and an embarrassment.

(Some sources believe it has originated from the combination of 'Clown + Joke,' however other sources dispute this claim.)

Get this cloke out of the room -- this fool is ruining all the good vibes.

by Alex Mak June 30, 2016

dome o'clock

the time in which dome is given or owed; this time is another name for dome time, in which mad dome is given. usually works better on chicks that are drunk

babe: excuse me, do you know what the current time is?
guy: whats up bitch its dome time now get on my dick!!
babe: no, i mean like actually like what time on your watch is it?
guy: oh my bad, its dome o'clock....NOW GET ON MY DICK!

by Dome Timer August 15, 2006

Cloak

One who lacks the skill to contribute balanced team work in an MMO. Also known as train mobber, skill-less peon and fearless noob.

Everything was going according to plan until Danny pulled a cloak on us.

by ndc555 July 27, 2009