First Against The Wall Club

The First Against The Wall Club (FAWC) refers to groups of people that are historically the first to be forced up against a wall and shot by firing squads when the collectivists/totalitarians take over.

The unsolicited membership is typically reserved for Jews, Gays, Gypsies, kulaks, Classical Liberals, otherwise Individualistic Intellectuals and the more vague group of Counter Revolutionaries. Membership does however depend on the style of revolution taking place.
“What’s with the rifle, aren’t gays anti-gun?”

“I’m a Gay Jew man, I’m in the first against the wall club two times over. Of course I’m gonna have guns and ammo
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Child of their great-grandparent’s half-sibling with the other great-grandparent’s full sibling.
My sesqui-first great-cousin-pibling is a good person.
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My half-first-cousin-once-removed is a good person.
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Son of their great-grandparent’s half-sibling with the other great-grandparent’s full sibling.
My sesqui-first great-cousin-uncle is a good person.
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First date left cheek sneak

When you're on a first date and trying to present your best self, but the pizza you just ate isn't sitting well with you and you need to let out the beast within. So you subtly lean to the right and silently let out your discomfort, only to immediately sit on it to avoid detection.
"Dude, my date with Tracy didn't go so well last night. She just got up mid-meal and left."

"She must've detected your first date left cheek sneak, huh??"
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Had Me In The First Half

When a female has a very attractive face, but her body just ain't it.
Bro that girl had me in the first half, she had a cute face but when I kept swiping through her photos I found out she was fat.
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Humanity has finally hit 100% retardedness. A son was actually made about taking a selfie. A girl is in a bathroom taking selfies and talking about boys and throwing up at any chance she can (probably because she balimic ) but that story is for another day. While her friend wants to get out of the bathroom she says "But first let me take a selfie" making her possibly a worse person than Adolf Hitler himself.
Hey shaniqua ?
Yesh babez ?

Want to go outside and get out of this brothel ?

Yesh, But first let me take a selfie !
Wow this girl is sooo ratchet.
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