Burning the clock

Having sex with a hooker who shows up looking nothing like their profile pic - but youre too horny to care

she looked nothing like her photo but i went for it anyway knowing i was just burning the clock

by ^^!$#@ October 11, 2019

Nut Burn

Burning sensation in genitals after rough sex; Specifically in females.

Samantha: I have nut burn from jermy

by Jiggyjiggy1234567 May 18, 2021

Burn a dog

1) To defecate; 2) a very large, and urgent bowel movement

"I really need to run, gotta burn a dog.", or "I'm gonna burn a dog, hop in the shower then I'll head over our way."

by YllodYollH March 20, 2019

Branca Burn

When a lawyer delivers a burning one-liner that makes low testosterone prosecutors cry in frustration and reconsider their life choices.

Example of a Branca Burn: Mathew Frank didn't exactly rush to provide first aid to Erin Eldrige's cross of Kim Potter

by Locnav December 17, 2021

Burning turnips

A way of referring to the act of farting or passing gas.

When you catch a whiff of something stinky and suspect someone in your vicinity farted, casually say, "Who's burning turnips?"

by God Uses Autocorrect November 22, 2020

Burning Jimmie

When a person chews a piece of hot cinnamon gum then gives a man a blowjob right after the 1st or 2nd chew. Thus burning the man's penis

Ya, i totally gave Fred a Burning Jimmie last night.

by bj99 April 13, 2009

thot burn

A sunburn on your legs after wearing ripped jeans in the summer

"Omg Stacy, check out Jessica's thot burn!"

by Frizzery November 18, 2017