Brian T

When you dry hump a cow and slap it in the face with it's own poop.

Man the other day I was with my boyfriend so I decided to have him watch me pull a Brian T.

by Dirty Burkhart April 14, 2025

Brian Thompson

Not. Ryan. Gosling. One should not be deceived.

Hey Rick Perry, is that Ryan Gosling at the Flying Saucer?! No, Michael Knoll, that's Brian Thompson, a quasi substitute at best.

by obeythetiki December 14, 2013

brian murphy

The best dad anyone can have

Brian Murphy is the best dad ever

by Murphy 995 June 5, 2017

Brian Thompson

Is a meal deal maniac. He eats a lot and eats and eats, pens are often stuck up his crack hole when it's open during most of his classes.

Brian Thompson CLOSE IT!!!

by BMPT July 5, 2019

brian boeshart

A friendly giant with a killer singing voice. Frequently seen running the local slums. Probably has like 33 houses.

: I got to get my rent money to brian boeshart

by friendlyneighborhoodrenter November 29, 2021

Brian

Mr. bright eyes, mr. wonderful, mr. Sunshine

Brian is mr. Sunshine

by O.suzyQ May 7, 2019

brian

sexy

that’s so brian

by ed wards October 2, 2021