brian jeon

Brian Jeon is a man. A man of pure beauty. A man of massive elephant cock. A man of non-stinky toenail clippings. When I make love to him, his juicy cock throbs against my belly button. Shi turn me on hella ngl. Not only that, but when he bends over and takes it in the ass, his juicy booty be bouncing hella. Bro might have a BBL ngl but I can't tell. The only downside is that he sometimes has the occasional dingleberry stuck between his cheeks, but it looks like mini M&M's so I be munching my dessert. Brian Jeon. Sexually assault me.

OHHHH FUCKKKK BRIAN JEON MY ASSSS!

by Brian_Jeon's_Lover_69_XO_8==D~ December 3, 2024

My Brian

A misspelling of "My brain". Typically used in shitty kahoots that you play with your friends in 6th fucking grade.

Do you want to play my brian kahoot?

by FAUBCOK December 11, 2024

Brian

A cool dude that will always be ur friend

Brian is a beast at c-ops

by Markiscool53728 December 10, 2018

Brian Kee

One of the most perfect guy on this world and owns the kee to your heart.

Person A: Who is the most perfect guy on this world?

Person B: Don't you know? It's Brian Kee

by little_foot November 23, 2021

Brian Cheek

A man so irresistible and tasteful that beings of all sexual orientations desire to be his life partner. A man who falls the subject of an infamous chant at football games, and supplied Ryan deburger with his sloppy seconds.

Damn! Brian cheek makes me so aroused and tingly in the pants.

by Fan_of_all_things_cheeky September 15, 2021

brian hagens

The hottest piece of sexual that will make beats for you and is your homie

Hey, you know Brian Hagens, he’s an actual god

by Jcart925 May 25, 2018

brian

The biggest cock wielding man to ever grace the earth, the brexit geezer is 6,8ft on a bad day and 7,0ft when using his cock to stand.

Brian the son of all gods

by Brians cock November 14, 2022