after having anal sex, stuffing scrambled eggs in the girl / guys rectum and eating your "breakfast"
by grendle May 05, 2009
when one man (partner a) eats hard boiled eggs with hollandaise sauce out of another mans anal cavity while another man (partner b) is in the squatting position over partner a's face.
by dr. bruell January 21, 2011
When a man is getting his salad tossed, he ejaculates on the back of his hand just before shitting in her face. When she pulls away he backhand slaps her across the head.
by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016
The Old-Fashoined Country Breakfast is a southern tradition: an alcoholic drink consisting of orange juice and whiskey. If you're a seven year-old looking to be inebriated by mid-day, Sunny D is a good substitute as well. Although for centuries it was just called "Uncle Jasper's off-limits O.J.", it was officially re-named Old-Fashioned Country Breakfast by the drink's main consumers, Nashville rockers The Daily Howl.
"Man, this Old-Fashioned Country Breakfast got me drunk as shit! I think I'mma take a nap before lunch!"
"You wanna go to Cracker Barrel and get an old-fashioned country breakfast?"
"No thanks, I got plenty in this here glass!"
"You wanna go to Cracker Barrel and get an old-fashioned country breakfast?"
"No thanks, I got plenty in this here glass!"
by WhiteGuilt October 21, 2012
When you scramble eggs in a girls urethera and suck it out with your left nostril, using a straw (if a pro)
by thescrotamshandle April 11, 2009
While two men are docking, they proceed to ejaculate and the semen drips into a third persons mouth while lying under them. The man proceeds to blow both men above him.
by FullMetalBalrog March 11, 2021
1. She was such a whore that I made her eat my breakfast.
2. That chick is so hot. I would so eat her breakfast.
2. That chick is so hot. I would so eat her breakfast.
by jmclane2 March 05, 2008