Lunch Break Special

Taking your lunch break at the local park and getting a vigorous hand job from a homeless vagrant while noshing on your PB & J with the crust trimmed.

I’m so full and satisfied from lunch today. Cool. What did you have? The lunch break special down at 5 Points Park.

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018

Ultimate Taekwondon't Break

When you attempt to complete a 6 Brick break in front of your entire class of taekwondo students with the intent of showing off, fail the break miserably after 4 weak attempts then allow the tower of patio bricks to fall so that the impact to the ground can fracture the bricks and you aren't forced to make a 5th attempt with a hand that hurts almost as much as the dissapointment of your chubby wannabe fighter son who can do less push ups than bricks you can break.

Had the worst Ultimate Taekwondon't Break right after I opened my own Taekwondo school at the YWCA cuz my instructor thinks I'm a complete douche bag, then I tried to show off on camera with a sweet 6 brick demo break and fucked it up entirely barely breaking any. My hand hurts but I don't want everyone to laugh out loud at me and wonder why I even charge for this awful excuse for "self defense" and give my son another reason to sit on his fat lazy ass while everyone else works out.

by Phillip Tillman March 5, 2011

Europe Break

When someone ends a relationship because they are going to Europe and don't want to be tied down. Usually justified by saying "it's not fair for you" and "you did nothing wrong- I'm sorry".

Note: This is most ironic when the person dumped was planning on joining the other person in Europe as a surprise.

Heidi wanted a Europe Break so she could be single for her trip to Europe, so she dumped her boyfriend after not returning his calls for 4 days. Hopefully she will get eaten by a lion.

by better off July 23, 2008

joe break

a smoke break, usually from something important like school work, but it can be used in any situation.

me: hey guys i'm gonna go have a cig.
friend 1: i'm coming, too!
friend 2 shouts "joe break" and runs along, too

by cassieface March 20, 2008

Jay break

Leaving school, work or college for a short period of time to smoke a joint

SPOOF:Are ya coming out for a jay break at lunch?
DJ:Definitely

by SPOOF GIBO April 7, 2008

swine break

A weeks vacation for students because their school had a case of the swine flu.

Jeff : "Oh man, what do you want to do on tuesday? We got a swine break."

by xCO May 2, 2009

social break

when you need to take some time off your friends or family because you have done something you are ashamed of, mostly needed after night full of drinking. By taking a social break you want to avoid the consequences.

A: I need to take a social break.
B: Why is that?
A: I did terrible things last night. I just dont wanna see anybody right now. Call me next year.

by Šóšanna January 2, 2011