1. Horrible, painful metal contraptions that are placed on your teeth by people with no sense of humor and a love of seeing kids in pain (called "orthodontists").
2. A combination of metal wires, brackets and teeny rubber bands that sap you of the ability to talk normally, eat candy, get a date, and wake up without a checker pattern etched into your gums.
3. A device placed on the teeth that leaves you crying every 6 weeks as you leave the orthodontist because they say you won't get them off for another few months (yet, you're still "almost there!")
2. A combination of metal wires, brackets and teeny rubber bands that sap you of the ability to talk normally, eat candy, get a date, and wake up without a checker pattern etched into your gums.
3. A device placed on the teeth that leaves you crying every 6 weeks as you leave the orthodontist because they say you won't get them off for another few months (yet, you're still "almost there!")
I'd offer you some of this/these super good popcorn/pretzels/caramel/toffee/taffy/gum/gummy worms, but you have braces...
Yeah, she's kinda hot, but look at those braces...
Now I know you thought you'd get your braces off this time, but we still need a little more time....yes, I know it's been 4 years, but you're "almost there"!
Yeah, she's kinda hot, but look at those braces...
Now I know you thought you'd get your braces off this time, but we still need a little more time....yes, I know it's been 4 years, but you're "almost there"!
by hatemaheffinbraces December 28, 2009
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Derived from the word "Yahtzee", the word yelled when you win at Yahtzee.
Men commonly struggle with the removal of brassieres, so when the brassiere is removed in one swift motion, you may shout a well-deserved, "BRAHTZEE!"
Useful for frat guys bragging about getting laid, commonly followed by a high-five.
Derived from the word "Yahtzee", the word yelled when you win at Yahtzee.
Men commonly struggle with the removal of brassieres, so when the brassiere is removed in one swift motion, you may shout a well-deserved, "BRAHTZEE!"
Useful for frat guys bragging about getting laid, commonly followed by a high-five.
*man removes bra in one try* "BRAHTZEE!"
"Last night I banged that chick, Sandi Dougan, and I got a total brahtzee!" *high five*
"Last night I banged that chick, Sandi Dougan, and I got a total brahtzee!" *high five*
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