bottle my water

A sexual reference phrase for girls who stand up against the bottled water movement. They want people to stop using plastic bottles.

Damn Andrea is really bottling Devon's water tonight!

Andrea: Bottled water is not only more expensive and damaging, but is usually filled with tap water.
Mike: You can bottle my water ;)

by russiannibba69 December 13, 2017

Bottle Bonking

The act of filling a plastic bottle with semen and squashing it all over your partner like a turkey baster.

Alternatively can be the act of inserting the bottle into a partner's orifice of choice and squeezing it, again, like a turkey baster.

My partner and I tried bottle bonking last night. It took three showers and a bath to clean the jizz off me.

by FuckTheFearTurkey April 30, 2025

Bottle Bumping

The action when one's self is ejaculating, into the females mouth.

Yo I just got done bottle bumping

by Average January 8, 2021

Water bottle

Enslaved moisture

I drank some enslaved moisture out of that water bottle

by Greatness 0wO April 15, 2021

Wine bottling

When your morning dump after after an evening drinking is solid like a cork at the beginning and the rest spews out like champagne.

I drank too much last night, had a case of wine bottling on the john this morning.

by Theanswer January 26, 2015

I be poppin bottles

A song by CJ SO COOL, that got popular from TikTok and has stayed pretty relevant since then.

Friend: hey man you heard the “I be poppin bottles” song?
Friend 2: you know that’s not the actual name of the song, right?
Friend: oh…

by Picklenut682 January 15, 2024

ketchup bottle

A funny word for Satan

Ketchup bottle lives in hades

by napalmspittingllamma November 7, 2022