by Mister Pain November 25, 2023
Get the Blind Magmug. Partner Blindness (PB) allows your partner to not see any of the things that needs to be done... like bathroom look like a frat house, partner blindness allows them to see it as the Ritz Carlton... garbage overflowing? PB allows them to walk right by... 5 baskets of laundry sitting on the table needing to go upstairs? PB allows for them to become very resourceful and eat on the square inch that is not covered
by Kristinarepp March 28, 2021
Get the Partner Blindnessmug. The condition of not being able to distinguish between colors any more distinct than the 8 colors found in the original Crayola Crayons 8 pack.
This is not a disability in the same way as color blindness(though that can be part of it), it is more of a lack in vocabulary or interest.
This condition is found mostly in men, and can be spotted when they refer to teal as green, tangerine as orange, or azure as blue.
This is not a disability in the same way as color blindness(though that can be part of it), it is more of a lack in vocabulary or interest.
This condition is found mostly in men, and can be spotted when they refer to teal as green, tangerine as orange, or azure as blue.
Usage:
(in traffic)
Boyfriend: "Hey look over there, that guys picking his nose."
Girlfriend: "Where?"
Boyfriend: "In that red car."
Girlfriend: "That car is burgundy."
Boyfriend: "Sorry I'm Crayola blind."
(in traffic)
Boyfriend: "Hey look over there, that guys picking his nose."
Girlfriend: "Where?"
Boyfriend: "In that red car."
Girlfriend: "That car is burgundy."
Boyfriend: "Sorry I'm Crayola blind."
by SoBoard September 11, 2013
Get the Crayola blindmug. by Cody5050 January 29, 2022
Get the Healing the blindmug. spraying your windshield into direct sunlight while driving. You say you won't do it again, but you do - like brain freeze.
You typically only notice that your windshield is dirty when you face direct sunlight. But facing direct sunlight is the worst time to clean it because the water explodes into a jillion shards of light.
You typically only notice that your windshield is dirty when you face direct sunlight. But facing direct sunlight is the worst time to clean it because the water explodes into a jillion shards of light.
by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016
Get the blind freezemug. by Heather Kerns April 23, 2024
Get the Stroking it blindmug.