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Blind Whisper

When you stick your ball sack on your partners face to cover both eye-sockets, and then when she goes to speak you slap your penis on their mouth when they speak and tell them to shhhhh.
Last night Dennis gave his girlfriend a blind whisper.
by Steel Soldier 187 June 1, 2022
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Blind Hyper

In Game Leader of the professional e-sports PUBG Mobile team "BLIND" who also won the PMCO 2020 and 2021. Uses the 5 finger claw method including the Gyroscope and have achieved Conqueror rank 14 times in a row. A very intelligent, young player who has high potential to this platform. It is claimed that this young role model of thousands earns approximately 3 figures of USD/ month. A person who did 2 charity streams in year 2020 and 2021 to support 2 Young minds suffering from spinal muscular atrophy in South India.
Blind Hyper will always be a role model to PUBG mobile gamers
by Blind Psycho December 10, 2021
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blind class

just a blind guy who is secretly stronger than all of the scp characters caz the fucking the plot
james : hey blind class read this and finish the spell thanks

blind class : blinks blinks
by cam the man who is also sam December 14, 2021
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The blind postman

A sexual act usually performed but not limited to a male and female.

Initially the male is blindfolded and then undressed by the female.

The female then undresses and lays legs akimbo on the edge of a piece of furniture, usually a bed or couch.

The blindfolded male then proceeds to find the females "letterbox" so he can insert his "package" into it.

As the man finishes he yells out "your package has been fully delivered"
"I'm looking for a blindfold can you help me"?

Store clerk: " what do you need a blindfold for?"

"My girlfriend and I are planning to do some roleplay later on and she suggested we try "The blind postman".
by ZeppelinCaptain December 18, 2021
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Food blindness

The severe condition where you can only see one type of food. Only way to be cured is to actually eat something different for once
“Do you like my home cooked food?”
“Wym Margret? All I see is pizza rolls

“Ohhhh, you must have food blindness”
by Medical information December 28, 2021
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BLIND STORAGE EYES

The same as STORAGE EYES.

A past that is never caught and reviewed.
It's time in this storage shed company to pull up the BLIND STORAGE EYES as through the SLATS you can see their CATCH.

How is that that BLIND STORAGE EYES effected to hide from everyone well I am sorry but your insurance will not cover ACTS OF GOD as you are going to. have to take up that past somewhere else and thanks for reporting your incident to the claims department as you will be receiving within thirty days a premium increase for being so honest we will send you a gift card of your choice from any of our INSURANCE CORPORATE CUSTONERS as have a nice day , we appreciate you living by the R.U.L.E.S. as enjoy also thanks for being our loyal customer , " HEY JOHN that got no choice we are the only blinking company that agrees to carry their insurance".
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE January 26, 2022
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Healing the blind

Blood removal from eyes
by Cody5050 January 29, 2022
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