Ulster bank

Means to have a wank or masterbate

"Here lads I'm away to have an Ulster bank(wank) over at wee pussy cats profile pictures"

by Bigdickgiles September 1, 2016

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Niggy Bank

A black piggy bank.
Made in Africa.

Flynn: How much money do you have in your niggy bank?
Roger: 69 cents.

by gregben September 19, 2023

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Bollock Bank

The process of stretching ones scrotum and seeing how much money you can deposit in it.

Dude, he set a new record for the bollock bank last night. He totally got $10 worth of coins in there.

by Oak79 June 17, 2011

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SPANK BANK

A container to hold all your sex toys, for later use 😉.

Just wait Baby, I'll be right back, I have to grab something from the SPANK BANK

by Peachy_107 May 30, 2022

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Wank Bank

When you see some real good shit irl and cant take a picture for later so you memorise it for later and put it in the wank bank

John: Ay you see that big bunda over there
Mike: Yeah can you take a pic for later
John: Nah sorry dude
Mike: Its fine ill just store the image in the wank bank

by Babaganush__ December 23, 2021

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oversneeze bank account

A secret stash of facial-tissues dat you keep for emergencies.

During winter months, you should always maintain an oversneeze bank account to ensure dat other folks in your household don't "blow through" your entire supply, and dat you'll therefore still have some to use for your own copiously-draining nasal-works.

by QuacksO October 16, 2021

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