by Lord Reko June 18, 2018
Get the Papa Austinmug. 
Austin is the sexiest man out there if you need someone just scream DADDY and there he is i did it once and wow like wow
Austin
by Suckapickle May 11, 2019
Get the Austinmug. A man with a humerus outside but will get to your inside. He usually has a humongous dick worthy of making you moan and groan to infinity. If you make the first move and accept him he will please you in one way or another either with his enormous dick, his willing to do anything and his naturally huge dick to please any woman
by LittleLizzy December 20, 2019
Get the Austinmug. Austin's usually are country boys. With a charming smile and a big heart. They will tell you all the right things to get you to do what they want. Austin will make promises to make you feel safe just to never fulfill them. Austin will usually break your heart if your to nice. Austin's go after bitchy girls and if your a nice caring woman will use you till he is over you and has used you dry. Watch out for country boys named austin.
Person 1: Hey look at that country boy, he seems sweet.
Person 2: But be careful girl his name is austin.
Person 2: But be careful girl his name is austin.
by Cat_lover1345 August 11, 2019
Get the Austinmug. by Your open bumhole December 1, 2019
Get the Austin longmug. A shithole “city” that is a capital of the shithole state of TexASS. This “city” is where you can find dumb rednecks in lifted trucks and soy eating leftists and whiny preppy bitches forming up like Voltron to piss you off if you are actually smarter than the average americuck. Also people here are a bunch of annoying socio-economic lane enforcer meaning if you are broke, they want you to stay broke. People in LOSStinare very pretentious, pompous, nasal and annoying. People here also can’t drive for shit. Fucking dipshits will be in the left lane going 55 in a fucking 70 in their ugly ass Tesla or Prius and because of that, all the fat, micro-penis hicks and spicks in lifted trucks go blasting down the right lane going 95 mph running merging traffic off the fucking road. And the worst drivers in TexASS all drive shitty Teslas, Toyotas, Fords and Chevys. Fuck LOSStin, TexASS!!!! That useless overgrown suckburb can get ravaged by 50 EF5 tornadoes like the one that hit Jarrell in 1997 and take out all the illegals, bean farters, white trash and house niggers.
Austin, TX is really called LOSStin, TexASS because trying to make any money in that shithole “city” results in a loss of sanity!
by Themidwestsucks June 13, 2024
Get the Austin, TXmug.