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Aaron Parsons 

One would describe an asshole as an Aaron Parsons. Typically a man who loves to gaslight, is heavily addicted to coke & likes to sell it behind their girlfriends back & lie about even doing it. If you were to encounter an asshole named Aaron Parsons id run the other way unless you want to waste a whole ton of time on a selfish asshole who’ll eventually start hitting you when you stop giving him his way. Assholes are not good people. Assholes generally have very shitty intentions like your actual asshole.

If you have any self worth you wish to keep, dont fall for the narcissism. An Aaron can generally be found on tinder/bumble, if you encounter this thing of a man just walk away & don’t look back.
I pulled an Aaron parsons last night and smashed my girls back on the wall
Aaron Parsons by Dalil December 21, 2019
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Aaron Longworth 

A beautifully luscious mullet possessing redneck. Owns more artillery than your local pawn shop. But dips snus like a pussy.
I cracked open my Busch latte like Aaron Longworth.
Aaron Longworth by AbigScott June 8, 2020
aaron sun is a super funny and honest tiktoker from new york. he has over 200m likes on his tiktok account, @aaron_hey_aaron, and his oldest tiktok is from august 2019. he often posts tiktoks about cockroaches and how lonely he is. he doesn't know who mister rogers is, but that's ok. he is still a cute and gay asian boy that makes lots of people laugh.
aaron sun is my favorite tiktoker.
aaron sun by wow wow wubzy November 2, 2020

aaron english 

Aaron English is the most perfect man there is.

aaron_sama1 

cool dood
aaron_sama1 is a really cool dood :)

aaron_kilgore 

He is tiktoker pretty funny. 10/10
Aaron_Kilgore is a good tiktoker he is funny he has beard.
aaron_kilgore by Andrewrous_ May 17, 2021