Alabama Cottonfield

When there is no portajohn on a construction site and a large number of people go in the woods and defecate. The used toilet paper left on the ground is referred to as an "Alabama Cottonfield".

The mexicans left an alabama cottonfield on that bricklaying job. I guess we should rent a Mexican Space Shuttle so they don't crap everywhere. Who is gonna pick up all this toilet paper?

by HydroShok September 4, 2008

Alabama Man

1> Racist
2> Redneck
3> Trailer park trash
4> A lazy idiot
5> A drunk

Not a generalisation... Definition based on conversations with a Alabama Man.

by soulmate July 2, 2004

Alabama Mishap

Where a guy is fucking a girl in the ass roughly, then proceeds to throw her off causing her to shit all over his bed. They then end up throwing up on eachother.

Man, I had an Alabama Mishap last night. Shit was intense!

by JarJarWinks February 19, 2010

Alabama

1) A state where there are, obviously, not too many bright people. (Judging by the entries made with stupid & careless spelling errors.) Just watch, now that I've said that, I'll make a dumbass mistake.

2) Stereotyped by pretty much everyone for incest, racism & rednecks.

1) omg im lyk frum alabamar & der r hot gurlz hear but we r sooooo misunderstood :(:(:( plz feel soz 4 me. kk???/

2) G-g-gosh! Me uncle is me cousin & me brother all at the same time. Harharharhar.

by Tam. H III esq. April 6, 2005

University of Alabama

The University of Alabama is the greatest school in the country. Everyone should bow down to us and suck our dicks because if you don't attend the University of Alcohol you basically suck. Not only are our parties crazier than anywhere else, we've won 13 national championships so suck it.

Auburn sucks because they can't live up to the University of Alabama even though they try so hard.

by tightpussies May 1, 2010

Alabama Hot-Pocket

The act of taking a shit into a womens vagina and then soon after, eating the shit.

Al- Dude tony your an Alabama Hot-Pocket!
Tony- Yeah i love those i eat them all the time!
Al- You dont even know what the are do you?
Tony- Nope!

by ImTheJuggernautBitch! July 24, 2009

Alabama Hot Tub

A hot tub filled to the brim with semen and other sexual body fluids from both genders. Must be placed out in the hot sun of Alabama so that anyone sitting in it will be surrounded by bubbling hot cum. A fantastic experience for the whole family to enjoy.

Kinky Girlfriend: Hey I've been kinda bored lately. Do you wanna try something new?
You: Like what?
Kinky Girlfriend: An Alabama Hot Tub.
You: Well only if I can tie you up and drown you in it.
Kinky Girlfriend: Bring the yellow clarinet.

by Dr. Hot Tub May 2, 2014