Jeremy-ing

The act of unknowingly becoming a full-time assistant, personal chef, chauffeur, and life coach for a guy who contributes absolutely nothing in return. Symptoms include retrieving his lost shoe from a bush (like a tragic fairytale side quest), waking up early to look good for him when he barely looks at you, and sacrificing your last shot of Tito’s as if he’s some kind of VIP. May also involve picking up dirty vapes off the floor (why??), editing his homework for an hour, and literally being late to class just to staple it for him. Side effects include exhaustion, regret, and the haunting realization that he still couldn’t remember where you’re from. Treatment: Immediate self-respect and blocking.

“I spent my entire morning whitening my teeth, picking up his dirty vape, and stapling his homework—tell me why I’m out here Jeremy-ing for a man who can’t even keep track of his own shoes?”

by anonymous February 23, 2025

65'ing

Its like the ugly fat twin of 69'ing. Like an old burrito thats been left in the back of the fridge that is now all moldy and distgusting. Its where a man does a handstand and a woman rides him from above. This move is old and no one likes it

Guy1: hey did u here what i did last night?
Guy2: Omg u boned who? Did you do anything crazy?
Guy1: yeah..... we 65'ing
Guy2; Huh thats disgusting ew my grand parents do that.
Guy3; What even is that.

by Hi_Ho_Rattlynbog April 16, 2018

Haley ing

A YouTube creator who makes mukbangs and ASMR. Extremely Bad and Bougie. Also known as “big booty Latina”.

“Yo, did you see Haley Ings new video? Bro, she ate down!!!!!”

by 1ngl0rius June 15, 2024

Nanner-ing

The act of driving your car or bike slow as shit!

Was stuck behind some cunt on the highway nanner-ing it!

by Sjamesb December 13, 2021

ing

-ing is a suffix that you add to someone's name to turn it into an action that describes something they do a fuck of a lot.

It is usually used in a playful, fun fashion and has its origins in characteristic ways people play boardgames.

Allisoning is to praise something enthusiastically that is actually pretty shit.

by Aminto Words October 10, 2019

Maddie-ing

The act of blaming someone else for you problems, and dumping all your problems onto your boyfriend, while doing Xanax and Oxy.

Dude! No way! She’s Maddie-ing you again?

by 🐸🚫 February 9, 2019

Obligatory e-ing of the splendiferous

in these terms "the splendiferous" stands for either people who are playing halo 1 while hacking, or the renowned Ethan Romano of the greydwarfs. obligatory e-ing represents the action of naming your hampster "e" in retaliation the the court system of the game "Ideuns balls" and how you are obligated to preform this action due to the 34th law of fred

The obligatory e-ing of the splendiferous absolutely destroyed Sexy Seans reputation as a zaza hacker.

by Nick Mclymont / Jack Farquar April 29, 2023