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Sexual Quidditch

1. The act of two people flirting/getting intimate, can refer to one-sided sexual quidditch.

2. Refers to a person playing 'mind games' with another person.
1. Robert and Dahlia had been playing sexual quidditch all day, and the rest of us wondered whether they would hook up when we left the room.

2. Stacy had been playing sexual quidditch with my emotions all day; when I acted upon it she denied my return sexual quidditch.
by The Wild Card Phenom April 24, 2010
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Dual-Sexual

Someone who is attracted mutually exclusively to both sexes. A dual sexual is attracted to males approximately half the time (e.g. Tuesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays) and attracted to females the remainder of the time. This is not to be confused with "bisexuals" who are attracted to both sexes all the time.
"I think Brian is Bisexual"
"Nah bro he's dual-sexual"
by GayGiraffe September 14, 2014
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sexual actuality

actually getting sex!! (see: nirvanic moment)

-i'm never really certain i'm definitely going to get sex until i'm actually 'in gear'! (or mid-churn!) way too many freaky variables can exist, or materialize while 'negotiations' are under way!!

nothing in this life is worse than believing one is going to get sex, then the 'plug' is invariably pulled, and one is left 'in tears' with a large 'package' in ones' hands!!

this is largely the lot of males, though i'm sure many a woman has suffered too, from abrupt, non-follow-through!!
i was churnin' an burnin', huffin' an puffin', it was sexual actuality!!

i was a piston rod pumping, in a burnin' engine; it was a sweet sexual actuality!

after the pick-up bar struggle, sexual actuality at long last transfixed glenn!
by michael foolsley August 13, 2010
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sexually constipated

the act of 'not gettin any'
Joshua hasn't gotten lad in 2 months. He's sexually constipated.
by the black avenger March 31, 2010
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Sexual partner

That man or woman or person who shares all your most intimate sexual moments with you on a daily or long-term basis, he or she being of either sex, or, occasionally the same sex, or, sometimes, being a mix of sexes, or occasionally someone of no sex at all (but that does not often happen). In normal sexual relationships, mostly being someone of either one sex or another who, with his or her partner of choice, enjoy carnal knowledge of each other on a long-term basis, as according to the sexual preference of either partner.
Come, my dear, be my sexual partner, either for a day or two or maybe even the rest of our lives, or maybe even come skipping up the aisle with me and, with a bit of luck, and in the meantime, we’ll also have some fun between the sheets whenever we want to, weather permitting.
by Zamboozee May 4, 2011
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sexual battery

when you do something sexual then throw batteries at them after
INGRID, DON'T EVER SEXUAL BATTERY ME AGAIN. IT DOES NOT 'CHARGE ME UP' LIKE YOU SAID IT WOULD.
by TORIKICKSDICKS August 11, 2008
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Sexually Cute

Applies to something that is sexual and cute but not sexual enough to be pornographic.
Licking whip cream off your girlfriend's boobs while you both laugh is sexually cute.
by LittleHelperDudePersonGuy August 11, 2013
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