Shorts 9/11 is where someone is devastating in looks and personality.
Wearing short shorts is crucial.
Walking like a dweeb
Wiping out children
all makes up for a perfect shorts 9/11
Wearing short shorts is crucial.
Walking like a dweeb
Wiping out children
all makes up for a perfect shorts 9/11
Wes: look at that guy over there
Paul: who . . . you mean shorts 9/11
Wes: yeah thats the one what a d***
Paul: have you seen him . . . shorts
Wes: omg he just wiped out that kid
Paul: (snarl) bl**dy shorts 9/11
Paul: who . . . you mean shorts 9/11
Wes: yeah thats the one what a d***
Paul: have you seen him . . . shorts
Wes: omg he just wiped out that kid
Paul: (snarl) bl**dy shorts 9/11
by moleskinator August 16, 2009
The act of watching and judging people exiting a convenience store, usually while sitting in a parked car or pumping gas out front.
"Passing the 7-11 Test" means someone who looks especially good, often inciting a double-take, swoon, or wolf-whistle (at least on the inside), among the otherwise random collection of humanity who pass through those doors.
"Passing the 7-11 Test" means someone who looks especially good, often inciting a double-take, swoon, or wolf-whistle (at least on the inside), among the otherwise random collection of humanity who pass through those doors.
Damn, girl! You passed the 7-11 test! Glad you were getting into MY car!
Seeing my own reflection in the store window, I had to admit, I passed the 7-11 test!
Poor girl, with those thunder thighs and muffin top, she definitely failed the 7-11 test.
Seeing my own reflection in the store window, I had to admit, I passed the 7-11 test!
Poor girl, with those thunder thighs and muffin top, she definitely failed the 7-11 test.
by redshirt58 April 12, 2011
Father: Johhny, why were you in your room so long?
Johnny: (with sad look on face, and sobs) Remembering 9/11.
Father: Aw, ok son. You ok?
Johnny: Ohhhhhhhh Yeahhhhhhhh
Johnny: (with sad look on face, and sobs) Remembering 9/11.
Father: Aw, ok son. You ok?
Johnny: Ohhhhhhhh Yeahhhhhhhh
by Ballantine October 02, 2007
A day when a fake “muslim” group called Al Qaeda destroyed Twin Towers, now it is One World Trade Center.
by fordashy is gay December 14, 2022
The bum who sits outside a 7-11 that opens the door as you come and go hoping for extra change from your purchase and or a bottle of liquor at Christmas
by kmoney2000 November 30, 2009
A couple where one partner is a 7 and the other a 11 on a scale of 1-10. The quantifying traits could be any of hotness, intelligence (:p), social stature etc. Mostly used in the context of physical features though.
by MuckFizzou February 13, 2010
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