7-11 Test

The act of watching and judging people exiting a convenience store, usually while sitting in a parked car or pumping gas out front.

"Passing the 7-11 Test" means someone who looks especially good, often inciting a double-take, swoon, or wolf-whistle (at least on the inside), among the otherwise random collection of humanity who pass through those doors.

Damn, girl! You passed the 7-11 test! Glad you were getting into MY car!

Seeing my own reflection in the store window, I had to admit, I passed the 7-11 test!

Poor girl, with those thunder thighs and muffin top, she definitely failed the 7-11 test.

by redshirt58 May 1, 2011

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remembering 9/11

A phrase used to cover up the fact that you were masturbating.

Father: Johhny, why were you in your room so long?
Johnny: (with sad look on face, and sobs) Remembering 9/11.
Father: Aw, ok son. You ok?
Johnny: Ohhhhhhhh Yeahhhhhhhh

by Ballantine October 17, 2007

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September 11, 2001

A day when a fake “muslim” group called Al Qaeda destroyed Twin Towers, now it is One World Trade Center.

it’s September 11, 2001
okay coo- WAIT THIS BUILDING IS GETTING DESTROYED

by fordashy is gay December 14, 2022

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7-11 couple

A couple where one partner is a 7 and the other a 11 on a scale of 1-10. The quantifying traits could be any of hotness, intelligence (:p), social stature etc. Mostly used in the context of physical features though.

Jay and Sofia Pritchett are such a 7-11 couple.

by MuckFizzou February 13, 2010

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7-11 doorman

The bum who sits outside a 7-11 that opens the door as you come and go hoping for extra change from your purchase and or a bottle of liquor at Christmas

Why does the 7-11 doorman smell like vodka and good n' plenty's?

Is it Christmas time already?

by kmoney2000 November 29, 2009

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