Butt kittens

Shit. Poop. Used burritos.

Please flush! No one wants to adopt your butt kittens.

by Fuzzybuzzzz April 3, 2022

Pissing kittens

When a woman is extremely angry.

My girlfriend was pissing kittens when she found out I was cheating on her with her Mom.

by Sleepover Gang Party January 27, 2023

All kittens and moonbeams

Everything is just fine.

Going through the process of retiring from the U.S.N. was all kittens and moonbeams.

by JCA/Bremerton August 3, 2023

Have kittens

feel really tense or angry.

When Sarah realized she left her phone on the bus, she thought she might have kittens.

by Arminkshipper July 11, 2024

teh kittenz

perfect beings

me luv teh kittenz

by SARP1STHEBEST February 22, 2025

Good kittening

The act of being a “good kitten” which is pretty much obeying.

”Ah yes, good kittening john!”

by National Institution of Goon November 20, 2025

Maniacal Box of Kittens

Someone who from a distance appears sweet and innocent but once in close range is wild and manic and will pull you to your own demise with their fluffy murder mittens.

She is like a Maniacal Box of Kittens. Irresistible and deadly.

by Maniacal Murder Mittens October 1, 2023