Tool Bag

Like douchebag but kept child-friendly.

He is such a Tool Bag

by A Reliable Source December 16, 2019

Tool

When your homie calls your farmer friend a hoe and you say a hoe is a gardening tool and not the other thing.
But you realize just then what else a gardening “tool” is.

Bully: “Dude you’re a hoe!”
Guy who ain’t a bully: “A hoe is a gardening tool!”
Bully: “Exactly…”

by ΒITCHES May 4, 2022

tool

a tool is the word for some one stupid, often used in ireland

boy 1 "where did you say the ice cream was?"
Boy 2 " over there you fecking TOOL!!!"

by ireland2010 January 31, 2010

dotting tool

A tool to make dots for nail art

Gah!I need a dotting tool for this design.

by Whynot485 July 4, 2017

tool

a complete idiot who speaks when nobody wants to hear them talk. who is extremely ignortant. and does dumb things when some people think its funny, but everyone else thinks its extremely retarded. and pushes everyone to the point where nobody like them anymore. also known as a complete tool or a dickhead.

"nahinyomekralc"; any tool or WRESTLER or jock who thinks their good at everything or a sport; a total tool

by c moynihann March 14, 2010

Bag of Tools

Members of social media-enamored paramilitary units. Such units may be comprised of members of for-profit entities, regional or ethnically-concentrated units or any other unit type demonstrating a high degree of brand cohesion, overconfidence, adulation for wartime atrocities and other sundry behaviors that can only be described as “profligate douchebaguery”.

“The Kadyrovite TikTok Brigade are a total Bag of Tools. Seriously, they’re going to need a bigger shed for all those tools. Or they should get into space mining so we can change the name of The Asteroid Belt to The Tool Belt.”

by Fisto_Roboto December 15, 2022

Tool

A tool is someone who often messed shit up so that they look cool. If you get called a tool run and don't look back.

Oh fucking Tim is a tool...

by Jimmy mucury May 1, 2020