Dumpster Mattress Blowjob

The act of receiving a less than stellar blowjob from some rando life coach behind a dumpster on top of a mattress after bar close.

Life Coach: Hi dude I never met before 10 minutes ago! Want to cuddle on this perfectly good mattress that was thrown away?
Dude: Ummm, ok.

(Both lie down together)
Life Coach: Want to make out?
Dude: Sure why not?
(Proceed to make out)
Dude: Hey you're not bad with your tongue.
Life Coach: You have no idea! Would you like a dumpster mattress blowjob!?
Dude: Yolo

by Cockopotomous January 10, 2018

National Blowjob Day

April 15th is a day where someone may ask for a blowjob and must receive one no matter what. No complaints

Hey baby its National Blowjob Day, come give me the SUCC

by Vince Madici April 14, 2019

Blowjob Boomerang

When a man ejaculates in a woman's mouth and she spits it back in his face.

Girl #1 : " So, you finally got to hook up with that guy you've been crushing on. How did it go?"
Girl #2 : "That sorry arrogant prick got way too rough with me so he ended up getting a blowjob boomerang."

by Sorceress3 February 8, 2020

fifty-candle blowjob

A blowjob you get because your wife's idea of romance is lighting fifty candles... and you actually light all fifty to set the mood.

She just gave the best head, dude. On a scale from one to ten, it was, like, a fifty-candle blowjob.

by soupbee November 5, 2014

Blowjob

The activity of giving sexual pleasure to a man by using the mouth on his penis.

My girlfriend gave me a blowjob yesterday.

by Carlinhos April 22, 2017

Female Blowjob

When an incredibly hot woman presents her ass to her forever-love, on all fours, in what can be referred to as ‘puppy pose’. The asshole is then licked and kissed, along with the pussy. Best preformed every day, with no resistance or complaint. Can be offered as payment for menial tasks to a ‘kind’ gentleman. Yes, I will marry you.

Although unsure at first, Button came to love the sensation of Nugget giving her a female blowjob.

by Fugnugget August 26, 2025

Blowjob

Ask your mother you pervert she should know very well and tell you how to do it right.

Sorry tom I didn't know it was your wife I gave a blowjob to, I thought it was your daughter.

by Willow._.The._.Angel May 26, 2019