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Church nap

It is when you feel the Holy Spirit roll through you so hard you need to take a three or four hour nap
Oh goodness I feel the need to take a church nap.
by Astronomyiskool July 5, 2017
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Nap

Babe, let’s go take a nap
by Fitgoddess June 13, 2024
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Nap

an excuse to get off of facetime so you can nut
by nuttynutnut November 3, 2019
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Sloth Nap

You set an alarm and plan to nap for a set amount of time but accidentally sleep for 4 hours straight
Was meant to go to work today but I accidentally had a sloth nap and woke up two days later
by Random 7 March 2, 2018
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Nap and a Sandwich

When your spun out in day 5 from Meth and you convince yourself that there are drones following you and the your connecting imaginary dot in your head leading yourself to be leave the everything is just one big conspiracy against you by your ex to get your kids taken away or get you thrown into jail for being the biggest drug dealer in your town because you occasionally sell a dub out of the ball you just got yesterday.

It's time for a "Nap and a Sandwich"
Donald: Holy shit bob do you see that drone up there... 😳 Omg look who's behind us, that's the guy that helped Ray my old neighbor move in that old piano last year right before Jen threw me out for finding a used dart in the trash, I bet Jen told him to follow me and snitch back to her......

Bob: damnit Donald how long you been up, it's time for a nap and a sandwich.
by Ran dum guy September 17, 2021
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Jump nap

When someone goes to the bathroom and jacks off and takes a dump then takes a nap all on the toilet
Its been a rough day so far at work , since we finally got some downtime imma go take a jump nap
by AnonRS001 March 31, 2022
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wall street nap

When you lock yourself in a bathroom stall after a lean luncheon that included drinking and you proceed to crush a nap for 10-15 minutes before your legs fall asleep.
Bro, that lunch was heavy. I just crushed a Wall Street Nap... slow clap.
by hashbrownham June 14, 2019
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