remembering 9/11

A phrase used to cover up the fact that you were masturbating.

Father: Johhny, why were you in your room so long?
Johnny: (with sad look on face, and sobs) Remembering 9/11.
Father: Aw, ok son. You ok?
Johnny: Ohhhhhhhh Yeahhhhhhhh

by Ballantine October 17, 2007

September 11, 2001

A day when a fake “muslim” group called Al Qaeda destroyed Twin Towers, now it is One World Trade Center.

it’s September 11, 2001
okay coo- WAIT THIS BUILDING IS GETTING DESTROYED

by fordashy is gay December 14, 2022

7-11 couple

A couple where one partner is a 7 and the other a 11 on a scale of 1-10. The quantifying traits could be any of hotness, intelligence (:p), social stature etc. Mostly used in the context of physical features though.

Jay and Sofia Pritchett are such a 7-11 couple.

by MuckFizzou February 13, 2010

7-11 doorman

The bum who sits outside a 7-11 that opens the door as you come and go hoping for extra change from your purchase and or a bottle of liquor at Christmas

Why does the 7-11 doorman smell like vodka and good n' plenty's?

Is it Christmas time already?

by kmoney2000 November 29, 2009

plessure 9/11

is when you reanact 9/11 in the bed and the penis is the plane and the vagina is the towers

you wanna do the plessure 9/11

by wellfuckmetwice March 8, 2017

Fuckass 7/11

A phrase for when something doesn’t go exactly as planned, and a word is needed to express frustration in a less lethal way.

“How’d that dinner date go with Kim?”

“Fuckass 7/11”

by HemiHusky81 July 4, 2022

December 11 2010

You are pretty cool

December 11 2010 you are so cool and awesome

by Youareallmysons November 11, 2020