I have a microwave

1. An expression used in moments of emotional awkwardness or when someone wants to help but doesn’t know what to say. It often comes from a heartfelt intention that ends up sounding random or awkward.
2. A lighthearted way to acknowledge that you want to offer support but are at a loss for words, essentially saying you have good intentions even if the gesture is a bit off the mark.

During a heartfelt conversation about her struggles, Hannah wanted to offer support to her friend but ended up saying, “I have a microwave,” and everyone laughed at the awkward yet genuine gesture.

by CMDreamTeam September 11, 2025

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iShadow ace micro

The best possible ace micro named after the legendary iShadow

Wow, Bob, that was some iShadow ace micro

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a Craig Michael Thornton

A guy who is overly obsessed with small details and is very unfunny. Also has a big willy.
Can be abbreviated into CMT

You know that guy Jonny, he's a Craig Michael Thornton.

by Harry, the word man November 1, 2025

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The Flint Michigan Fire Hydrant

When a girl is riding reverse cowgirl and pulls the man's knees up to her shoulders as he violently spews laxative induced volcanic diarrhea across the room. Commonly announced in conversation as the abbreviation, F.M.F.H.

Hey babe, since the owner of this Airbnb was being such a lying jerk, wanna do the F.M.F.H.(The Flint Michigan Fire Hydrant) on the kitchen counter before we leave?

by JBone9940 December 12, 2025

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