A Man City V Watford

A really horrible situation.

A situation where you are being fucked over.

Too bad to be true.

A thrashing.

"God, I feel like a Man City v Watford"

"That was an absolute Man City v Watford"

by HonourandIntegrity October 6, 2019

poor man’s hand warmer

A full bag of fresh dog poop on a cold morning.

My two dogs provide a most adequate poor man’s hand warmer.

by Doggie walker May 13, 2021

Man-Made Meat Missile

A super strong male erection of the penis averaging between 8 to 12 inches in length, designed to deeply explore the extreme depths of the female vaginal cavity and leave her mumbling the letter M in the process of the exploration.

Time to give her the Man-made Meat Missile.
The Man-made will leave her MMMMMMMMMM.
Attack of the Man-made Meat Missiles.

by ManMadeMeat May 2, 2018

your local old man

Local old man: That guy who sits in the library and watches porn on the library pc

Friend: damn look, its that local old man again
Me: oh yeah, he prob just watching porn
Friend: your local old man is weird

by Lars Pedersen January 30, 2020

Spider-Man Into the Spider-Verse

The best Spider-Man Movie of all time, nothing is better. Only thing that can probably top it is, The Amazing Spider-Man 2.

Jamal:Hey wanna watch the Amazing Spider-Man?
Giga Chad:Shut the fuck up nerd, and let us watch Spider-Man Into the Spider-Verse.

by ArkhamGoHard December 14, 2022

poop anus chunk man

the newest baby name invented in Florida

poop anus chunk woman is for girls

dad man: poop anus chunk man is a useless fucking child you should've aborted it smh cringe moment cant even fix car or toilet or the refridgeorater
mom man: yeah lets put him up for adoption what a penis

by large amount of penis December 11, 2020

slapping the black man's knee

To masturbate vigorously.

Friend 1 : "Hey, why weren't you out last night?"
Friend 2: "Sorry, I was slapping the Black Man's knee.

by SwigglesMcGiggles April 7, 2015