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cucumber loves me

The act of making love to yourself using only a foot long cucumber
by somethingsomethinggayguy March 1, 2021
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Love

by Grayspurpletoe October 3, 2019
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love

love is when someone makes you so happy you'd do anything to make them happy. no matter what it takes. seeing them smile makes you smile.
you don't have to be attracted to someone to love them. all you need is the person.
that person makes you so happy all day. or knowing you'll see them today, if that makes you happy. you love them. that's what it is for me.
the amount of love I have for this person is insane. I'll never let it go
by stuff_n_things April 9, 2022
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Real love

Some people may ask you, what is the definition of real love? or you may even ask yourself that. Well let me tell you what the definition of real love is; Ricky and Karolina. Real long lasting love is like the love between Ricky and Karolina. There's just a lot of LOVE. So if you want real love and you're looking for cuddles, kisses and a lot of coffee dates then go and find yourself a Ricky or a Karolina. Find yourself someone who even loves going to the grocery store with you and a lot of concerts. As long as it's not 6ix9ine concerts. Love someone so much that you even let them take a bite out of your pizza. Now that is LOVE.
"I'll never find a real love like Ricky and Karolina's love"

"Man, look at that real love that Ricky and Karolina has"
by Supergayboy August 16, 2018
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Love in the Time of Callera

The era when a phone call may be your only means of connecting with a loved one.

... with a hat tip to Colombian Nobel-prize-winning author Gabriel García Márquez for his 1985 novel Love In the Time of Cholera.
She wondered how long it would be until they could touch each other, see each other, breathe the same air. But he could call, she could hear his voice, and that was love in the time of callera.
by Monkey's Dad March 18, 2020
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Love

A beautiful and selfless thing where you are willing to do anything for the other person.
Love is where you would rather have their lips against yours over three meals a day.
Love is where you would walk through a blizzard just to see their smile again.
Love is where you would rather cut yourself with a blade than never see them again.
But like I said before love is not selfish, if you truly love someone you would want them to be happy even at your own expense.
Even if it meant walking a mile barefoot on broken shards of glass.
Even if it mend swallowing needles.
Even if it meant being skinned alive and having salt dumped over you right after.
Even if it meant having your limbs chopped of with a blunt axe.
Even if it meant being tortured to death.
Even if it meant them hating you.
Because you would die for a person you loved.
I loved him, but I knew I was only a burden keeping him from living his best life. So I left, because he didn’t want me, he wanted me to leave, it made him happy to have me out of his life. So I left his life, so he could be happy even though it was killing me.
by Purple11star December 22, 2022
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Love

Loving someone is not just likening them, or enjoying them a lot. Love is you'd do anything to keep them well, loving someone is seeing them and you day becomes better. Love is being able to DIE for them without hesitation
I love Burton so much I'd die for him
Or
I love him so much he is my other half
by mha bae November 15, 2022
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