Belle of the ball

A manlet in any social situation. Due to the self-evident fact that the petite and effeminate, little manlet boy is constantly towered over by every man, women and child that he unwisely comes into contact with, like the dwarfishly diminutive manlet fairy that he obviously is and despite his gnomish manletspeak tall tales and the high heels that he wears even in bed, there remains zero doubt that the maddeningly microscopic midget manlet is the belle of the ball wherever his stubby, little legs take him and that no amount of manlet cope or manlet rage can ever change the certainty of this universal truth. Especially in prison. Manlets, when will they learn?
Correctional officer 1: Call for backup! Why are those two manmores fighting? Correctional officer 2: Just chill. They are battling it out over that girlishly giggling prison wife manlet over there. He's the belle of the ball in here anyway. Correctional officer 1: You're right. Lol, doesn't he look cute in his improvised short shorts? Correctional officer 2: Hahahahaha! He sure does. Correctional officer 1: Manlets rise up!
by ManletDepreciator September 25, 2024
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Whiffle-Ball

A speed ball is coke & heroin but a Whiffle-Ball is caffeine and weed. I don't mess with the hard stuff, let's make a Whiffle-Ball and go to the movies.
by Sweetie-Pie-1968 June 17, 2021
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ball maxxing

squeezing your balls to the point of swelling, indefinitely making them purple so you can have larger load.
Today, Sam and I were ball maxxing in math class.
by Ball Maxxer Enthusiast April 23, 2024
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Bik Ball

Refers to the name of every ball in a chosen game that takes place in current time.
(Playing Basketball)
Hey man, pass the bik ball!

(Playing Football)

Did you see how fast the bik ball was moving? Crazy!
by CicadaVEVO February 6, 2022
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ball pit warrior

An individual who has earned the contempt of others for having refused to go outside and interact with human beings and developing basic social skills, that surround themselves with other like minded socially stunted people.
One gets the occasional ball pit warrior on twitter who is unable to grasp reality
by CptAwesomesauce May 23, 2018
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A phrase used to say someone is so stupid that they can't even reproduce, they just have water for sperm because they can't even do what all living things are supposed to be able to do. This can be used to talk about women to say that they are stupid, but it's mostly men.
"Like I said before the Bible says the Earth is flat."
"You're going through the same arguements with no other evidence, it sounds like water's traveling through your balls, man."
by AndrosLesbian June 16, 2023
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flaming junk ball

how your balls feel when you mistake the BenGay for KY jelly.
i rolled over to grab the KY jelly , and mistakenly grabbed the GenGay my girl friend left on the night stand,now i know what a flaming junk ball is!!!
by topdog14 September 19, 2016
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