Its a rock with a big dick
by ahhhhhhhhhhhh help me April 19, 2023
Get the Big Dick Rockmug. t is a secretive way of saying masturbating aka. fapping, beating the meat, fapulishus.
It is comonly used by a group of men when a rare female is present, to not scare the rear specimen away.
Even though it might be little weird or suspicious it is clearly more safe and unnoticeable way of allerting your fellow dudes to not disturb or help you cover up.
When you use it in a sentence you will most likely bend it, in the usage they only bend the "measuring"; i measured, we are measuring, they measured, i am going to measure.
It is comonly used by a group of men when a rare female is present, to not scare the rear specimen away.
Even though it might be little weird or suspicious it is clearly more safe and unnoticeable way of allerting your fellow dudes to not disturb or help you cover up.
When you use it in a sentence you will most likely bend it, in the usage they only bend the "measuring"; i measured, we are measuring, they measured, i am going to measure.
"Ey bro i gotta go and measure my big toe, be right back."
"Keep Stacy entertained i have to measuring my big toe."
"Ey Jackson i just spotted Ben and Charles, looks like they are measuring their big toes"
"Keep Stacy entertained i have to measuring my big toe."
"Ey Jackson i just spotted Ben and Charles, looks like they are measuring their big toes"
by CleverViking March 3, 2017
Get the Measuring my big toemug. Big Papí mis the most wonderful, amazing, and handsome specimen ever! Papí sexually harasses and molests everyone but we all love it. IDK WHAT ID DO WITH OUT MY BIG PAPÍ
by Big Papí November 21, 2019
Get the Big Papímug. The act of cranking one out involving the use of the largest screen in the house (usually the TV in the living room) to watch pornography.
I'm sick of squinting at my phone screen in the toilet while the missus is home. I've got the house to myself tonight so I'm going to crack open a can, get pornhub up on the 60" in the living room and have a nice big telly wank.
by sproates April 29, 2021
Get the Big Telly Wankmug. He got a HUGE penis, he’s that guy, and he’s sexy and he’s romantic, u will have to kill him to get him mad or beat him in codm he’s a nice guy and he’s daddy that’s it
by Lmaoo kid November 21, 2021
Get the Big Daddy Damonmug. 
by RogerNihlock February 9, 2018
Get the big platemug.