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Dirty Teapot

The act of when a male consumes exlax then when the urge to shit comes spreads his butt cheeks exposing the butthole and pressing it up against the open mouth of his partner, pushes hard and shits in their mouth (liquid shit), then goes to the rear of their partner, inserts penis in the anus while pulling both the arms backward and the one with shit in her/his mouth closes their teeth and squeezes the crap out rapidly to make a whistling noise.
Marc: "Oh man bro my stomach is still churning from last night with patty"
AJ: "DID YALL DO THE DIRTY TEAPOT LAST NIGHT!?!?"
Marc: "Yeah, of course...why?"
AJ: "I was wondering why it smelled like shit when she kissed me this morning"
Marc: "Damn, sorry bout that bro"
AJ: "Its cool man"
by TattooedDestruction October 29, 2008
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Dirty Ian

It means giving someone a hug while eating poop and drenched in pee
Me’ you want I dirty Ian

You’ No get the hell away from me
by Ian is coll 1284 September 22, 2020
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dirty savanna

When a girl is eating her partners ass and they shit in her mouth
“Bro last night I was fucking this bitch and I gave her a dirty savanna“
by Straight circle May 21, 2020
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Dirty Cuban

when you get anal and the man slaps you in the face with the condom covered in shit
When getting a hudini and then you get smacked with a Dirty Cuban.
by InsaneClownJuggalo June 17, 2010
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dirty banonie

1) The act of inserting a banana into your partner's anus, pulling it out, and then shoving the entire thing into your mouth.
"Omg, Bill gave Kyle a dirty banonie last night at the party. He said it was amazing!!"
by Ejbrown July 16, 2006
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Dirty Banana

When a female covers a man's cock with honey, and after rolling it in the dirt, he penetrates her vagina repeatedly.
You'll be glad that's the case after you take this dirty banana!
by Cheeno terrible April 15, 2011
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Dirty Finch

When a male with an undersized penis (6 inches or less) or a female with an oversized clitoris ejaculates extremely excessive amounts during oral sex.
-Dude, when i come its always a dirty finch.

-Are you telling me your dick is small?
by Silent Rob/ Dirty Finch April 15, 2010
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