Dirty Simeo

when smashing you use your middle finger on your right hand to pop her poop shoot then give her a dirty sanchez with that finger

She was talking shit so I dirty simeod her

by Stepinapileofshit January 31, 2022

Dirty Sims

A pistol carrying date rapist that loves fucking butts and butt fucking magic players.

We just saw the Dirty Sims!!! He was magical.

by Mostafa Fahkri December 8, 2021

Kokichi Simp

A certain man, who goes by the name Roman. You know who you are. You are probably reading this now, in fact.

Person 1: Oh my god, is that a Kokichi Simp?
Person 2: Can't be, that's Richard not Roman.

by cypressene December 9, 2021

NO SIMP DECEMBER

yes it’s a things, no “talking” to anyone. allowed to call people “hit,cute”. NO SIMPING. If you make it all of December without a boyfriend/girlfriend or any talking stages that probably failed u win.

“Maybe I should get his snap”

“No simp december”

by #ilovecarmelmacchiatos December 11, 2021

Big simp

Caledonia

Caledonia sis a big simp

by Sexybeast366 December 13, 2021

ian simps for izzy

I’m Izzy and my (unofficial(what I mean by that is we both like eachother and both know it(it’s honestly kinda dumb))) boyfriends name is ian, and he’s a mega simp for me

Friend 1: ian simps for Izzy
Me: yep

Friend 2: totally
Ian: NO

by anonymous December 22, 2021

leon simps

when you ditch your friends for a girl you have no chance with

Guy 1: "I can't go to Ortega today guys, I gotta play Val with a girl."
Guy 2: "I'm not surprised, he's leon simps."

by Masuda January 4, 2022