A phony high is when your friends think you were smoking or are stoned but have actually not smoked at all. Symptoms of a phony high can include but are not limited to: Bloodshot eyes (often due to a lack of sleep or crying), watery eyes (often caused by discomfort of the eye, or again, crying because we all are secretly emo kids), mild hysteria (maybe you're just tired...) and many more symptoms that other stoners have been known to have.
p1: Is that girl high?
p2: She is sure looks like it..
p3: Nahhh, that's a phony high. She doesn't smoke.
p2: She is sure looks like it..
p3: Nahhh, that's a phony high. She doesn't smoke.
by TheWanderingCarrot April 20, 2017
Get the Phony Highmug. william tennent high school is just whores fuckboys and peopls throwing gangs signs thinking they cool and all the bathroom are just people vaping doing weed teached absolutely suck ass principles are terrible at their job dont go this school
by Parvati April 26, 2023
Get the William Tennent High Schoolmug. A term commonly used by redditors, using two contrasting and confusing words to describe shitpost that is not low-quality.
by Jovito August 18, 2024
Get the high-effort shitpostmug. AKA Flop Nation one of the dookie schools in the nation who once printed a shirt about beating a school then proceeded to lose the game.
by Coach Key October 5, 2022
Get the Alonso High Schoolmug. A man who is not whiling to spend the money to be a sugar daddy. He still wants benefits of a sugar daddy but is to cheap.
He’s just a High Fructose Corn Syrup daddy. He takes his ladies to fast food restaurants and takes them shopping at goodwill.
by Oneadam24 May 14, 2025
Get the high fructose corn syrup daddymug. When an Asian couple are having sex so fast, that they are a blur to observers. There's lots of heat involved, so lubrication is critical. Note: they may be louder than typical.
Woah buddy, that Asian couple at the orgy was really getting the high speed rail going. I hope they used a lot of lube.
Yeah but the sound... wow!
Yeah but the sound... wow!
by msvxt December 3, 2023
Get the High Speed Railmug. home of the ginger toilet jerkers and tiny ass edgars
also girls with eyes so far apart you could land a plane there
also girls with eyes so far apart you could land a plane there
person 1: have you heard about jonah?
person 2: yeah that guy is weird he probably goes to north kitsap high school
person 2: yeah that guy is weird he probably goes to north kitsap high school
by astrocosmo January 1, 2024
Get the north kitsap high schoolmug.