love shpap

To gently slap a man/woman in the face with a semi-hard penis.
I gave my wife a love shpap as her wake up call this morning.
by Master nate III May 02, 2017
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messy love

A messy love is a teenage girl who tends to be giggly, intoxicated, and clumsy when hooking up with guys. Some qualities that differentiate them from normal people are unreasonable cuteness of the face, a goose-like laugh, and a nice sized badonkadonk.
pure love by day...messy love by night

The messy love cackled in the tent as she bent backwards half naked, nearly falling off the stranger she was straddling.
by goodnightlila April 30, 2008
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Over-ready Penis - almost at the stage of Blue Balls and ready to do the deed.
Tipping point vernacular: "Honey if you don't avail yourself of my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love soon, I will have to go to the ER." Reference Vernacular: I'd sure like to let her experience my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love". Action Vernacular: "I'd like you to meet my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love"
by Yikes for Life! December 04, 2020
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Love dusting

When spooning with a girl and she farts on your junk
When you curle up next to your girl and she farts on your junk. we call it Love Dusting.
by 2008bmw June 17, 2013
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opsgenie love

When your director denies you the basic human right of having an incident management tool such as opsgenie/pagerduty because your department doesn't have a large enough budget, but another departments shares their budget with you.
When Steven showed his opsgenie love, it was the first time anyone in the OCC understood true love
by bkapomatic April 01, 2021
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love anger

its that thing when you love, for example, your pet so much that u wanna squeeze it really hard. same goes for your friends or gf/bf.
x: Why are u hugging your dog that tight?
y: He is so cute it gives me love anger..
by patrisiadrlol May 18, 2022
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