I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole

When you shove a tin of Heinz beans up your ass for fun or pleasure.

Hey man, I shoved a tin of Heinz beans up my bumhole yesterday!
No way man that's crazy!

by Ikickcats September 27, 2022

(N)everending (i)ndestructible (c)harismatic (k)ing

The (N)everending (i)ndestructible (c)harismatic (k)ing (shortform N.I.C.K) is the unstoppable king of the void. His hunger will devour entire Universes and he won't be satisfied as long as he hasn't found his queen.

Person A: Oh no! It's N.I.C.K. we're all doomed!
Person B: Sit down and enjoy your last minutes...there is nothing we can do... the (N)everending (i)ndestructible (c)harismatic (k)ing will conquer this world too...

by Jesus tried April 19, 2022

Have I Done Something Wrong lyrics Chris Curtis

Hi.I would message you but I don't wanna sound petty and if I do this I can pretend this isn't me :-) . Anyway I'll get to it. Theres like so so much I've wanted to say and I hate myself for not saying anything but I guess because you mean so much to me I'm so scared of ruining something with us which is so so stupid because I know that I'm only ruining it more by saying nothing. It's just I feel like the more I try, the more of a burden to you i feel. I just want to start over from the begining, and just be more brave and honest and I'm sorry I haven't been like that. But anyway I feel like you're mad at me and if you are I get it but can you just be honest and tell me what it is because I don't know if I've done something and if there is something I've done can you tell me how to fix it because I just wanna do my best to do whatever I can to make this work. You're probably not and I'm being paranoid and petty but yeah :-). Anyway even if you're not mad at all or anything like that i want you to know that i care so fucking much about you and I really hope that I never lose you. Wow this sounds so dramatic it's really not it's just theres like so much I wanna talk to you about but it feels weird for it to come outta no where yk.

I also wanted to say you're really really pretty <3
EHDCKJEC I LIKE YOU SO MUCH

ok I'm done you will probably never read this but thats fine :-)
определенно не гей mhmmmmm 🏳️ 🌈🏳️ 🌈🏳️ 🌈

Have I Done Something Wrong lyrics Chris Curtis :
To Lunar
From Sky

by :-))))))))))) September 3, 2021

Bruv I can’t not just like huh bro what?

Let’s just say a substitute for huh? What?

Hey dude I saw you sleep with my gorl
bruv I can’t not just like huh bro what?

by ErrorGGS R May 26, 2021

I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative

Sometimes abbreviated as IWVMLTBEFTN or IWLTBEFTN, this is something you might say when your friends want to drag you into petty drama.

Originates from a July 18, 2016 tweet from Taylor Swift after Kim Kardashian posted a recording of a phone call between Swift and rapper Kanye West regarding the contents of his song "Famous".

I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be a part of, since 2009

by zaphod13 June 29, 2023

I swear on my mother in law (Nishba leha be hamoti.)

Nishba leha be hamoti. I swear on my mother in law- means don't take my promisses too seriously...
Sometimes if not strong enough use "Ba yakar li, be hamoti..."

I'm willing to go serve the army in "miluim" any time... they just have to ask. Ba yakar li, be hamoti.

by danke August 28, 2005

i feel like im gucci mane in 2006

You feel like gucci mane in 2006, but dont think youre gucci mane in 2006 because you are all wrong. The catch phrase "i feel like im gucci mane in 2006" is only for the people that pass the vibe-check. If you do not pass the vibe-check and say "i feel like im gucci mane in 2006" you will get the guillotine as a punishment.

simp : i feel like im gucci mane in 2006
vibe-checkers : * guillotine's simp*
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people that made it through the vibe-check : i feel like im gucci mane in 2006
vibe-checkers : *likes tiktok comment and swipes through the for you page*

by PleaseDontShoutMom February 12, 2020