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You're Fucked.

"You are F.U.C.K.E-AND-D, that spells 'FUCKED' if you're too ๐—ณ๐˜‚๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ to read!"

"You are, as they say in Japanese, ๐—ณ๐˜‚๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ from the head down to the knees!"

You're fucked.
by GenZExpert December 27, 2024
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when your dad has too many stellas and starts getting a bit keen
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You're welcome, nerds!

A humorously-sarcastic addendum included in a web-page where someone posts semi-in-depth info, a link, etc., about something dat only a very few humans on Earth would likely have any significant interest in (such as dat November 12th, 2010 is da FIFTY-FIFTH anniversary of da infamous nineteen-FIFTY-FIVE Hill Valley lightning storm), but dat said data-poster knows would indeed be very interesting to said "select few", and so he's taken it upon himself to scatter around and obtain said greatly-craved resources, specifically to cater to his fellow "nerds".
The Fonz's motorcycle still exists --- here's a link to a nice page about it, complete with nice color photos and fascinating factoids: onmilwaukee.com/articles/fonzie-bike. P.S. You're welcome, nerds! Knock yourselves out! AY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y!
by QuacksO November 9, 2023
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You're not better than everybody!

*Proceeds to do lie (by ommission and otherwise) and misrepresent things and sabotage me to present that as evidence that I'm not better than everyone*

Candace Owens "Right back at you!"

Hym "Hey, I'm glad you brought that up Candy! I was just watching a couple of videos the other day. One called 'Why do people hate smart people?' (Or something along those lines) And one by Mr. Brain and I hit he talks about Arthur Schopenhauer's explanation for why people hate smart people. His claim is that smart people hold a mirror up to that shows people their own limitations. Get it Candy? So you are doing THAT... Right back at me. Except manually. What I do to you I do by virtue of simply existing. THAT is what the weaponized schizophrenia IS. That phenomenon pointed out by Arthur Schopenhauer IS the thing I'm talking about. YOUR RESPONSE... To Schopenhauer's cognitive self-threat... IS the thing you are doing to me. Active Avoidance. Devaluation. Hostile Aggression. All of the signs are there. Posthumous Vindication Syndrome is kicking in. Where you are actively waiting for me to die or be imprisoned. Aha! Holy shit! Good job Mr. Brain and other guy... (Hold on. I'll look it up....... APATHY. The Name of the channel is APATHY. That actually explains perfectly what is happening here. The passive aggressive behavior. You're just dumb. You want me to get my shit stolen so I have to be like the rest of you."
A fucking retard "You're not better than everybody!!"

Hym "Yes I am. And you know what your response is going to be the second I get the credit and the money I deserve? No matter how militant you are about me not getting it... Your response will inevitably be 'Meh! Whatever...' So, that's what you need to do here. You need to give me my credit and my money, go 'Meh whatever,' and then do what you would be doing if I was hanging from a ceiling fan or fed myself a bullet and go back to not giving a shit about my existence LIKE YOU DO WITH THE REST OF THESE FUCKING RETARDS WHILE SIT THERE AND DROOL ON YOURSELVES AS YOU WAIT FOR MY AI TO SAVE YOU FROM YOUR PLIGHT. And you're right, Candy, it's just like the female hysteria thing."
by Hym Iam February 22, 2025
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you're in like in in win

This is when you getting something good is a lock, a gift, a sure thing, or a guarantee cause you have an inside connection. BUT you're not a clown - you actually deserve and have earned this opportunity. You know it's gonna happen and it's wonderful!
Gary: "I need this to happen. He has two degrees, he will be in a separate department than me, and he has more energy than an ADHD kid in a VR simulation."
Mary: "He does seem to exceed all of the qualifications for this position. I'll gladly call him and say you're in like in in win! Now let's go smoke a fat one and then wreck that vending machine! There's Hot Fries and Spicy Peanuts!"
by von groovy August 9, 2024
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You're the only spraypainter for me, Lucas

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You're the only spraypainter for me, Lucas!
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you're a ham

by john caliber August 1, 2022
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