When you’re scrolling through Tinder and you meet a girl who will trade Capri Sun juice boxes for oral sex. She’s definitely not homeless but may or may not have all of her teeth. Found in the finer parts of Eagle River AK, possibly by Carl’s Jr
Andy, how come you buy your juice in bulk at Costco? “Bro, you know I live the Pikachu life. Article 15s by day and Capri Sun Blowjobs by night. Looking for a new couch?”
by Plumbers Putty May 23, 2018
Get the Capri Sun Blowjobmug. by Swan22 May 23, 2018
Get the Put Some Sun On That Tonguemug. The name of Imperial Japan's flag, you might be asking yourself "this simple of a definition? wow you're a dumbass" And to that my friend no no I'll be explaining why there was an outrage of the Rising Sun in the Tokyo Olympics it's due to the fact that The Rising Sun is seen as an Asian Nazi sign as Hitler never invaded Asia (apart from the Soviet Union but it's in both Europe and Asia so I'll count it but not as much as other Asian countries such as China or India) but Japan did committing terrible atrocities against innocent people (I'll admit that other countries also did this but to a lesser extent) See Raping of Nanking or Japanese War Crimes both found on Wikipedia for more.
Person 1: Man, The Rising Sun is a better flag then the new Japanese flag I wish they would just bring it back
Person 2: The fuck? It's Asian Nazi symbol you fucking Nazi.
Person 2: The fuck? It's Asian Nazi symbol you fucking Nazi.
by Have I told you the story of E June 23, 2022
Get the The Rising Sunmug. by Demanoid December 10, 2024
Get the Snitzle hiber fiber sunmug. by Inethiu June 5, 2024
Get the you smell like the sunmug. Naming planets some idiot goes “sun” when naming planets after I show a image of Jupiter We had just Done 7 other planets the idiot only got earth and Saturn right and the idiot then guessed a star
by The tallest me & biggest pp me September 15, 2021
Get the Jupiter is the sunmug. by jiachen June 9, 2021
Get the Sun Yinghaomug.