A fat man with a small dick
by Gifjdtcjdk August 12, 2019

by Owen987 April 16, 2023

A good friend but a crackhead at heart, calls everyone a methead, and plays video games. He never listens to you and his opinions are his to keep.
Aghh, Owen is such a shlong, he just never listens to my opinions and he's called me a methead twice tonight. I'm gonna go suck him off.
by Endless Pit June 5, 2020

by everette_p_05 November 2, 2019

(n) a female that is now the true definition of a simp bc her hot girl summer had ended quicker than she thought
by triplefckinc June 28, 2020

Owen is a weird kid who is immature. He tells a lot of jokes and likes old music. He is short and small and has brown hair. He makes fun of people a lot and doesn't show any feelings. He is annoying but fun to be around.
by uat June 6, 2018
